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December 27th, 2017, 10:11 PM	#12901
captain fanta Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 79 Thanks: 39,689 Thanked 1,012 Times in 75 Posts	My grandma died today on her 104th birthday. It was ever so sad, we were only half way through giving her the bumps.

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December 29th, 2017, 12:45 PM	#12902
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December 29th, 2017, 07:12 PM	#12903
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,271 Thanked 209,957 Times in 15,727 Posts	I told my wife to stuff the turkey. Since I didn't tell her what to stuff it with. I came home to find my pillow inside the turkey

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I told my wife to stuff the turkey.
Since I didn't tell her what to stuff it with.
I came home to find my pillow inside the turkey

I told my wife to stuff the turkey as well. I saw it on the lawn being ate by the neighbours' cats.

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December 30th, 2017, 12:29 AM

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Hope this fits the criteria;

This reminds me of the KTVU news anchor who announced the names of crew members on the Asiana 214 jet:

Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow

https://youtu.be/vuUp0Np7lX4

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December 30th, 2017, 11:55 AM	#12906
dbailey Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wharfedale, Yorkshire, UK Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 137,964 Thanked 24,963 Times in 2,218 Posts	My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop. Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a clothes shop?" He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."

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December 30th, 2017, 03:31 PM	#12907
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,271 Thanked 209,957 Times in 15,727 Posts	Overheard at the latest AAA meeting: "I drank to forget" "So did I" "Me too" "Did it work?" "Did what work"

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December 30th, 2017, 06:20 PM	#12908
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,271 Thanked 209,957 Times in 15,727 Posts	"Go ahead and tell me a joke." "Your marriage"

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December 31st, 2017, 08:30 PM	#12909
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,758 Times in 3,570 Posts	This tweet really happened and it may be the best one of the year! When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said “Have you tried euthanasia?” and in the background my mom yelled “For the last time, it’s echinacea!” __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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January 1st, 2018, 11:05 AM	#12910
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,758 Times in 3,570 Posts	And the first one of the new year: 'Whales. Animals actually the size of Whales.' __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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