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May 17th, 2017, 09:51 PM | #12261 |
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May 17th, 2017, 11:27 PM | #12262 |
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May 18th, 2017, 05:53 AM | #12263 |
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I was on holiday in New Zealand.
I went into a butcher's in Auckland the other day. "Be with you in a minute!" shouts a voice from the back "I'm just boning a lamb". I mean come on.. we know all the Kiwi's are at it but have some bloody dignity. |
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May 18th, 2017, 06:36 AM | #12264 |
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I took my car to a mechanic. He said I'd blown a seal. I said never mind my private life, just fix the car.
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May 18th, 2017, 10:48 AM | #12265 |
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May 18th, 2017, 11:26 AM | #12266 |
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May 18th, 2017, 12:38 PM | #12267 |
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Can't seem to find myself a girlfriend because I get sexually aroused by suitcases.
I cum with a lot of baggage. |
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May 18th, 2017, 01:58 PM | #12268 |
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May 18th, 2017, 02:19 PM | #12269 |
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May 18th, 2017, 02:31 PM | #12270 |
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I have been buying alot of beer recently...God, I hope I am not becoming a shopoholic!
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