What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 9

~~rodak~~ · November 16th, 2015, 09:39 PM

31. If you should ever find a recently crashed meteorite, by all means…poke it with a stick. The Blob (1958)

~~rodak~~ · November 17th, 2015, 08:02 PM

32. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

**bawjaws** · November 17th, 2015, 10:07 PM

33- no matter where you need to go in any city , you will always be able to park right outside the front door
34- American pupils attend High school until they're about 28 years old (Grease)

~~rodak~~ · November 17th, 2015, 10:26 PM

35. No matter how fuzzy the photograph, it can be enlarged and enhanced to show the finest detail.

**beutelwolf** · November 17th, 2015, 11:26 PM

36. Secret agents drive really flash cars to draw attention to themselves (I have been expecting you Mr Bond - I heard your car coming).

**beutelwolf** · November 18th, 2015, 07:25 PM

37. When some dangerous man-eating animal is on the loose it will spare the children.

keegen01 · November 18th, 2015, 07:41 PM

38. You can infect an alien computer with a virus in 30 seconds. "Independence Day"

~~rodak~~ · November 18th, 2015, 07:53 PM

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38. You can infect an alien computer with a virus in 30 seconds. "Independence Day"

39. And when the aliens invade they will be using MAC's instead of PC's.

**old alal** · November 19th, 2015, 12:54 PM

40. Horses can run at full gallop, fully laden for mile after mile, while being shot at, without ever getting tired.

keegen01 · November 19th, 2015, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by old alal

40. Horses can run at full gallop, fully laden for mile after mile, while being shot at, without ever getting tired.

41. Middle aged action stars can run at full speed forever!
and never hack up a lung afterwards.

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November 16th, 2015, 09:39 PM	#81
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	31. If you should ever find a recently crashed meteorite, by all means…poke it with a stick. The Blob (1958)

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~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	32. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

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~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	35. No matter how fuzzy the photograph, it can be enlarged and enhanced to show the finest detail.

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