What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 63

Estreeter · April 26th, 2016, 09:27 AM

584, A punch in the mouth makes just as much noise as a punch in the gut

**Sir Honkers** · April 30th, 2016, 11:57 PM

585:Never ever, under any circumstances, split up. If you do get separated, record the ensuing events. Whatever mode of recording you use, it should be adjusted to record in ill-lit, excessively shaky and grainy mode.

**lothian** · May 1st, 2016, 01:10 AM

586 . No Italian - American meal is complete without a blazing row and thrown crockery .

**Miss80sPorn** · May 1st, 2016, 03:26 AM

587: Remakes of good films are purely a cash grab?

**thunderfly** · May 1st, 2016, 12:17 PM

588. The attics in big old spooky houses always have an old wooden rocking horse amongst the junk which hasn't been used since the occupant was a child many, many years ago.

**rosestone** · May 1st, 2016, 12:33 PM

589. If you slaughter billions of people, and blow up an entire planet, your parents will still accept you back into their lives and want you to come home.

(Star Wars, The Force Awakens. If I was Han Solo, I'dve said "Hell no I ain't bringing him home Leia, are you nuts? Send that fucking kid to space jail and throw away the key, and don't go round telling anyone he's my son, either").

**Sir Honkers** · May 1st, 2016, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thunderfly

588. The attics in big old spooky houses always have an old wooden rocking horse amongst the junk which hasn't been used since the occupant was a child many, many years ago.

590: And immediately after you have finished looking around the attic and depart, closing the door behind you, the horse will start rocking

**CARLTON BROWN** · May 1st, 2016, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

590: And immediately after you have finished looking around the attic and depart, closing the door behind you, the horse will start rocking

Always split up to conduct any interior search. You will be more scared doing this, but it will look better. The rooms will be pitch black even in the middle of the day, so always use a flashlight and never try to turn on the lights. Always hold your flashlight as awkwardly as possible, even if you are not carrying a gun in the other hand. Remember to open doors casually, make plenty of noise in the process and don't expect anyone to be hiding behind them.

**Sir Honkers** · May 6th, 2016, 01:18 AM

591: Upon hearing a noise downstairs call out 'Hello?...Is anyone there?' because the psycho killer is bound to give the game away by answering back, 'Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sammich?'

**ManofKent** · May 6th, 2016, 01:04 PM

592=No matter how hard they try film and TV producers just can't seem to make a really good film about Robin Hood.

They're either bright and colourful child-friendly affairs (like the Errol Flynn era) or the more serious ones (like the TV series Robin of Sherwood or the Ridley Scott film from 2010 with Russell Crowe) which never seem to be completely historically accurate.

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ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,836 Times in 1,113 Posts	592=No matter how hard they try film and TV producers just can't seem to make a really good film about Robin Hood. They're either bright and colourful child-friendly affairs (like the Errol Flynn era) or the more serious ones (like the TV series Robin of Sherwood or the Ridley Scott film from 2010 with Russell Crowe) which never seem to be completely historically accurate.