What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 33

**palo5** · December 20th, 2015, 07:54 PM

305. Even tough guys wince when they drink whisky. It's because alcohol touches their half-finished dental cosmetics

**CARLTON BROWN** · December 20th, 2015, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by whop

304. People listen to jazz.

Emm, so do I quite a lot :-)

**scoundrel** · December 21st, 2015, 01:02 AM

306. When serving in the crew of the USS Enterprise in any Star Trek franchise, do not under any circumstances wear the red uniform.

307. If you are a female character in Bond movies, never ever be his first squeeze in the film.

**scoundrel** · December 21st, 2015, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

188. ^^ On the other hand you can be a Gestapo officer with a convincing German accent, but still be unable to pronounce German place names (Where Eagles Dare)

But this only works if you also wear the black uniform years after it was phased out and wear a really ridiculous hat. Wearing inappropriate medals to which you cannot conceivably be entitled also helps.

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Broadsword calling Danny Boy...

**Engine-X** · December 21st, 2015, 08:24 PM

308. There's always enough smoke or mist in a room to make the beam from a laser pointer visible.

~~rodak~~ · December 21st, 2015, 09:27 PM

309. Knives are still handy in the future because the enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand!

Stroking_it · December 21st, 2015, 09:38 PM

310: All submarines are filled with pipes containing high pressure water. When these pipes burst they can be isolated by shutting conveniently placed valves, without affecting the operation of the boat whatsoever (any submarine war film).

**CARLTON BROWN** · December 21st, 2015, 11:42 PM

It was once the case that any action sequence inside a spaceship or submarine command deck was accompanied by showers of sparks and minor pyrotechnic displays.

**thunderfly** · December 22nd, 2015, 04:49 PM

312. Aeroplanes can (usually) be safely glided back down to land if they run out of fuel in mid flight (or their fuel tanks have been ruptured).

313. Someone with absolutely no flying experience whatsoever (usually just a passenger) can be instructed via radio on how to land an aircraft safely if the pilot is unconscious.

**KissArmy** · December 22nd, 2015, 05:21 PM

312A. The veteran pilot of a crippled plane can control it just enough to avoid killing innocent people on the ground when it crashes.

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December 22nd, 2015, 05:21 PM	#330
KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,127 Thanks: 21,197 Thanked 12,382 Times in 1,107 Posts	312A. The veteran pilot of a crippled plane can control it just enough to avoid killing innocent people on the ground when it crashes.