What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 17

**palo5** · November 24th, 2015, 04:09 PM

119. All American detectives kick coffee machines to get a free cup. Only rookies don't know how

**palo5** · November 24th, 2015, 04:42 PM

120. German detectives earning $3500 or so per month drive luxury BMWs costing $90.000 or more (Derrick). No tax inspector is ever suspicious

121. German dogs can hold the police rank of Kommissar (Kommissar Rex)

122. British military officers only pretend to be honorable and honest. Actually, they're devious snakes

(Bridge on the River Kwai)

MaxJoker · November 24th, 2015, 04:45 PM

123) That if it`s ever meant to be a tense scene.
Our heroes tend to breathlessly speak as if they've just completed a ten mile marathon uphill while lugging a backpack full of bricks (I said ).
Despite them having done nothing more than walk down a dark corridor together.
Painfully slowly.

~~rodak~~ · November 24th, 2015, 08:11 PM

124. Like sand though an hourglass, so are the days of our lives

**AmateurEmale** · November 24th, 2015, 08:54 PM

125. If you are ever in a difficult situation, you or someone on your side can time-travel to any point in spacetime and set up the materials you need to get out of the predicament (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure + Bogus Journey)

126. If you are ever in Hell, you can challenge the Grim Reaper to a game for your soul, but the Grim Reaper doesn't like losing and may prolong the challenge to the point where it is annoying as well as suspenseful (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)

127. If you are a voice actor for '80s animes, you can be invited to play our sixteenth President and tell everyone to PARTY ON!!!!!! (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - Robert Barron reference)

~~rodak~~ · November 24th, 2015, 09:39 PM

128. Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

**lothian** · November 25th, 2015, 12:33 AM

129 . When a villain switches on the TV , the program is always a news report of his crime

Estreeter · November 25th, 2015, 11:06 AM

130, The hero of the story can and will be able to leap between the roofs of 2 buildings

he may not always quite make the distance but will hang there by his fingernails until a huge breasted blonde with a pizza saves him

Well the last little bit wasn't quite accurate

**old alal** · November 25th, 2015, 01:10 PM

That last bit E is how you would like to be saved. If it were me I would be saved by particularly elastic cheese on said pizza slowly lowering me to the ground.

131. When falling from a crashing plane in a tank, you can ensure a soft landing by firing the gun, repeatedly!

Estreeter · November 25th, 2015, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old alal

That last bit E is how you would like to be saved. If it were me I would be saved by particularly elastic cheese on said pizza slowly lowering me to the ground.

132, Girls with automatic firearms wearing bikini's are always big breasted

Well, at least the ones I pay attention to

November 24th, 2015, 04:45 PM	#163
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	X Thousand things we learned from the Movies 123) That if it`s ever meant to be a tense scene. Our heroes tend to breathlessly speak as if they've just completed a ten mile marathon uphill while lugging a backpack full of bricks (I said ). Despite them having done nothing more than walk down a dark corridor together. Painfully slowly. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	125. If you are ever in a difficult situation, you or someone on your side can time-travel to any point in spacetime and set up the materials you need to get out of the predicament (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure + Bogus Journey) 126. If you are ever in Hell, you can challenge the Grim Reaper to a game for your soul, but the Grim Reaper doesn't like losing and may prolong the challenge to the point where it is annoying as well as suspenseful (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey) 127. If you are a voice actor for '80s animes, you can be invited to play our sixteenth President and tell everyone to PARTY ON!!!!!! (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - Robert Barron reference) Last edited by AmateurEmale; November 24th, 2015 at 08:54 PM.. Reason: omission

November 25th, 2015, 11:06 AM	#168
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old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	That last bit E is how you would like to be saved. If it were me I would be saved by particularly elastic cheese on said pizza slowly lowering me to the ground. 131. When falling from a crashing plane in a tank, you can ensure a soft landing by firing the gun, repeatedly! __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	120. German detectives earning $3500 or so per month drive luxury BMWs costing $90.000 or more (Derrick). No tax inspector is ever suspicious 121. German dogs can hold the police rank of Kommissar (Kommissar Rex) 122. British military officers only pretend to be honorable and honest. Actually, they're devious snakes (Bridge on the River Kwai)

November 24th, 2015, 08:11 PM	#164
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