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Old April 8th, 2011, 04:36 AM   #11
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In re: the pic of Cheryl Ladd:

Slips don't count in this game. :P
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Compare that to Jennifer Love Hewitt, who in a recent interview said that she wished she'd done a nude scene when she was still young. EVERYONE wanted her to take her clothes off ten years ago, and she just ignored them. Now, when she's doing Lifetime movies, she casually mentions nudity, just to rub everyone's face in the fact that she never did it. I hate it when women are like that...
I'm probably one of the biggest JLH fans on the planet, but even I found that to be terribly disingenuous of her. Like 32 is too old to being doing a nude scene. Pahleeese!!

The trouble is she was savvy enough to get behind the camera money on much of what she's done since '99. So she's never been hungry enough to 'resort' to getting the Girls out.
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In re: the pic of Cheryl Ladd:

Slips don't count in this game. :P
Possibly not to some, but they did when I created the thread, like, two days ago. I quote:

Note: If even one genuine source of nudity has ever been uncovered, whether it be a topless shot done by paparazzi, or a sex tape that surfaces thirty years later, then the lady doesn't qualify for this thread. We're only talking about the true champions of creating blue balls.

So there.
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Firstly, it should be mentioned that when I say a lady "cheated mankind", it's tongue-in-cheek. There is not necessarily any anger or hostility involved.

I mention this because my next subject is Anne Francis, who died last year. She was by all accounts a very nice lady, and I of course bear no malice toward her. Alas, she did go her entire career without a speck of nudity, thus cheating mankind.



Most people thought she was at her hottest in the 1960s, but I myself loved the way she looked when she was a little older, in the 70s. These pics are from the Columbo episode "Short Fuse", made in 1972. Granted, she didn't have the most flattering hairstyle or outfits in that episode (she was supposed to be playing a secretary, so she had to go more low-key), and the role didn't give her much occasion to smile. Still, you just couldn't hide her natural beauty.
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Daisy Duke (Catherine Bach)



Never missed an episode of 'The Dukes'.
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Daisy Duke (Catherine Bach)



Never missed an episode of 'The Dukes'.
I'll just quote the first post again...

Note: If even one genuine source of nudity has ever been uncovered, whether it be a topless shot done by paparazzi, or a sex tape that surfaces thirty years later, then the lady doesn't qualify for this thread. We're only talking about the true champions of creating blue balls.

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There have been nip slips of Ms. Bach, and she did one nude scene, which means people have seen her breasts at least 300% too much to qualify.

You can see examples of both her nude scene and some paparazzi shots just in the very first post of her own thread:

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...10&postcount=1
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Here's a twofer: The Landers sisters.



People's Exhibit A whenever this question comes up, IMO. Pretty sure this pictorial is as close as either one ever got.
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Brittany Snow
Laura Vandervoort
Ava Gardner
Rita Hayworth
Barbara Eden
Natalie Wood
Lin Chiling

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Laura Vandervoort still has a chance. I don't know who Brittany Snow or Lin Chiling are, but the rest are either late 70s or deceased, so yeah, we were cheated.
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I'll just quote the first post again...

Note: If even one genuine source of nudity has ever been uncovered, whether it be a topless shot done by paparazzi, or a sex tape that surfaces thirty years later, then the lady doesn't qualify for this thread. We're only talking about the true champions of creating blue balls.

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There have been nip slips of Ms. Bach, and she did one nude scene, which means people have seen her breasts at least 300% too much to qualify.

You can see examples of both her nude scene and some paparazzi shots just in the very first post of her own thread:

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...10&postcount=1
Catherine Bach didn't age all that well, but unless I'm very much mistaken, she's still alive and well. Cheryl Ladd aged remarkably well, and is also still very much alive.
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