Well known women you never would , even if you could ! - Page 12

thedizzle · June 17th, 2011, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Never heard of her before respected fellow member shodan2011 , but bloody hell looking into those cold dead black shark eyes i can fully see what you mean

Leading me to agree that when it comes to inner attractiveness that dreadnought is about as appealing as a leaper wearing day glow flares

I don't know what's worse; the eyes, or the hands:

**Manny Fagnett** · June 17th, 2011, 04:55 PM

Bonnie Langford. No, no no, no.

MaxJoker · June 17th, 2011, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by thedizzle

I don't know what's worse; the eyes, or the hands:

Is that for real

If so it looks like she may have strong signs of rheumatoid arthritis.

Not funny but probably true .

BLUEDINGO · July 19th, 2011, 06:52 AM

Quote by blondifan: The Hon(orible) Julia Gillard MP

Contrary to my user name, there are redheads that I admire. But not this one.

Not even if she was way younger, would I ever consider doing to her what she appears to be doing to Australia.

When she walks, she appears to have the physiognomy or gait of Yogi Bear
... with a pic-a-nic basket.

blondifan, I'm similar that I have an absolute love and dedication of redheads (okay, I've explained this before, I'm a masochist) and just like you, I can't get in any way excited about our crazy little ginger fringe (or minge) who's in power...but I'm amazed that you didn't mention every Australian's most fearful ranga -that being Pauline Hanson!

When I first saw her, I honestly believed she was the ugliest man I had ever seen; a face that looks like a cross between of a male body-builder seriously amped on steroids combined with someone drenching a bucket in kerosene & napalm, shoving it on this thing's head & then setting fire to it!

I now just contend with the idea that Pauline is the ugliest transexual I have ever seen -I refuse to believe that she is any way female, much less human! I also believe she got her make up tips from Tammy Faye Bakker!

To hump this thing you must be drunk, blind, deaf, totally limbless, suffering from every STD in the known universes (imagined & real), on fire and in need of an excommunication decree from all known religions. And even then, it would still be debatable...

Oh, and by the way, thanks for your helpful advice in showing me how to put images on these posts; although I now know how to put a picture of Pauline on this post, for the most obvious reason I chose not to...no-one needs to see anything as revolting as this thing's face! As a charter member of the Captain Goddvibes contingency (my avatar), he summed it up best:

"Due to their extreme ugliness, they have difficulty forming meaningful relationships -and therefore are only useful by becoming earth-moving equipment!"

**sweatyhat** · July 19th, 2011, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by thedizzle

I don't know what's worse; the eyes, or the hands:

Hands like ET or Gollum.
Or that taxi driver out of Total Recall.

ArnoGoldfinger · October 22nd, 2011, 05:09 PM

Tilda Swinton just scares the living daylights out of me - I imagine she'd beat me to death with a rolled up copy of the Guardian if I tried to get off with her... Not that I would though - I'd rather be done by John McRirick than put my cock near that.

BTW Jordan got my vote - seeing her porn vid made me retch. Peter Andre deserves a medal for putting up with that!

BLUEDINGO · October 23rd, 2011, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by rotobott

To me she'll always be Katie.

Katie ( not at any bloody ) Price.

I agree rottsy; even getting her for free would still be a rip off...not that I've heard that's much of a challenge these days. In fact, at best, she's booby (every pun intended) prize in a bloody chook raffle...

**hound dog** · October 23rd, 2011, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Oprah

Besides the obvious physical reasons that Oprah is a complete turn off for me, its her voice that really sets me on edge. Her intonation and accentuation has an instant unpleasant effect on me, and will immediately drive me from the room if the remote is out of my hands and I can't change the channel. She narrated an Alistair Fothergil/BBC documentary, Life, and I just could not watch it. I tried, really, just couldn't do it.

BLUEDINGO · November 6th, 2011, 01:58 PM

Here are six famous women, which I've broken into three specific categories, to help explain why they will always give me an incredibly detumescent experience downstairs:

1. Brunettes; The dark side of women is supposed to be exotic, but c'mon, really...

Demi Moore...wow, I didn't think it was possible for someone to weigh less than her implants.

Julia Roberts...please save that smile for trapping bears.

2. Blondes; we know the stereotype of them being dumb, but even this is insulting...

Sharon Stone...would it really hurt to wear some underwear at least once?

Gwyneth Paltrow...another contender for weighing less than her implants...oh wait, she doesn't have any...

3. Redheads; look, given my love of these women, even I must draw the line somewhere...

Pauline Hanson...either go back to the fish shop or Dr. Frankenstein's operating table, but just stop showing us your face in politics!

Lindsay Lohan...I know her recent criminal escapades have rewarded her with community service duty at the local morgue, where she must clean up body parts & left overs, but must she look like one of her slab-side customers? Another hopeful contender for the '27 Club'...

So there you have it; my choice of six women whom I'd rather use as shark bait rather than in any way torment my nether regions with must always be avioided eroticism. Actually, I think all sharks would be extremely fussy about swallowing this lot; trust me when I say that even they have their pride...

Estreeter · November 6th, 2011, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BLUEDINGO

Pauline Hanson...either go back to the fish shop or Dr. Frankenstein's operating table, but just stop showing us your face in politics!

WTF , mate, I can't believe you even thought about even thinking of letting Pauline into your head for any reason whatsoever, good or bad

Please explain

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July 19th, 2011, 06:52 AM	#114
BLUEDINGO Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: TRIGGS, WEST AUSTRALIA Posts: 557 Thanks: 14,092 Thanked 6,429 Times in 538 Posts	Now to bring up the carrots yet again... Quote by blondifan: The Hon(orible) Julia Gillard MP Contrary to my user name, there are redheads that I admire. But not this one. Not even if she was way younger, would I ever consider doing to her what she appears to be doing to Australia. When she walks, she appears to have the physiognomy or gait of Yogi Bear ... with a pic-a-nic basket. blondifan, I'm similar that I have an absolute love and dedication of redheads (okay, I've explained this before, I'm a masochist) and just like you, I can't get in any way excited about our crazy little ginger fringe (or minge) who's in power...but I'm amazed that you didn't mention every Australian's most fearful ranga -that being Pauline Hanson! When I first saw her, I honestly believed she was the ugliest man I had ever seen; a face that looks like a cross between of a male body-builder seriously amped on steroids combined with someone drenching a bucket in kerosene & napalm, shoving it on this *thing's* head & then setting fire to it! I now just contend with the idea that Pauline is the ugliest transexual I have ever seen -I refuse to believe that she is any way female, much less human! I also believe she got her make up tips from Tammy Faye Bakker! To hump this thing you must be drunk, blind, deaf, totally limbless, suffering from every STD in the known universes (imagined & real), on fire and in need of an excommunication decree from all known religions. And even then, it would still be debatable... Oh, and by the way, thanks for your helpful advice in showing me how to put images on these posts; although I now know how to put a picture of Pauline on this post, for the most obvious reason I chose not to...no-one needs to see anything as revolting as this *thing's* face! As a charter member of the Captain Goddvibes contingency (my avatar), he summed it up best: "Due to their extreme ugliness, they have difficulty forming meaningful relationships -and therefore are only useful by becoming earth-moving equipment!" __________________ And to quote 'Silence Of The Lambs' Buffalo Bill: "It rubs the lotion on the skin -or else it gets the hose again!" Last edited by BLUEDINGO; July 19th, 2011 at 06:54 AM.. Reason: left things out & bad spelling

October 22nd, 2011, 05:09 PM	#116
ArnoGoldfinger Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 24 Thanks: 1,077 Thanked 255 Times in 23 Posts	Tilda Swinton Tilda Swinton just scares the living daylights out of me - I imagine she'd beat me to death with a rolled up copy of the Guardian if I tried to get off with her... Not that I would though - I'd rather be done by John McRirick than put my cock near that. BTW Jordan got my vote - seeing her porn vid made me retch. Peter Andre deserves a medal for putting up with that!

November 6th, 2011, 01:58 PM	#119
BLUEDINGO Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: TRIGGS, WEST AUSTRALIA Posts: 557 Thanks: 14,092 Thanked 6,429 Times in 538 Posts	Okay, now it's personal... Here are six famous women, which I've broken into three specific categories, to help explain why they will always give me an incredibly detumescent experience downstairs: 1. Brunettes; The dark side of women is supposed to be exotic, but c'mon, really... Demi Moore...wow, I didn't think it was possible for someone to weigh less than her implants. Julia Roberts...please save that smile for trapping bears. 2. Blondes; we know the stereotype of them being dumb, but even this is insulting... Sharon Stone...would it really hurt to wear some underwear at least once? Gwyneth Paltrow...another contender for weighing less than her implants...oh wait, she doesn't have any... 3. Redheads; look, given my love of these women, even I must draw the line somewhere... Pauline Hanson...either go back to the fish shop or Dr. Frankenstein's operating table, but just stop showing us your face in politics! Lindsay Lohan...I know her recent criminal escapades have rewarded her with community service duty at the local morgue, where she must clean up body parts & left overs, but must she look like one of her slab-side customers? Another hopeful contender for the '27 Club'... So there you have it; my choice of six women whom I'd rather use as shark bait rather than in any way torment my nether regions with must always be avioided eroticism. Actually, I think all sharks would be extremely fussy about swallowing this lot; trust me when I say that even they have their pride... __________________ And to quote 'Silence Of The Lambs' Buffalo Bill: "It rubs the lotion on the skin -or else it gets the hose again!" Last edited by BLUEDINGO; November 7th, 2011 at 02:11 PM..

June 17th, 2011, 04:55 PM	#112
Manny Fagnett Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The deep end of the shallow pool. Posts: 1,034 Thanks: 5,904 Thanked 15,273 Times in 1,061 Posts	Bonnie Langford. No, no no, no.