Things to do before you die - Page 28

MaxJoker · April 28th, 2013, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by richardoe

I always wanted to fly on Concorde, sadly that wont happen. Ive flown in a Harrier though.

There there never say never as i`m sure if you save up enough , and existed in an alternative universe off out there somewhere, you very well might at this actual moment be buying a ticket for a seat or errr something Zzzzzzzz.

Hey i lost the will power to write anything even one tenth remotely close to mildly amusing

It happens

Albeit this time only , for some reason

**Mal Hombre** · April 28th, 2013, 06:52 PM

Kill everybody else,It would be a kindness,After all They wouldn't want to live in a World without Me....

**mizlaplan** · April 28th, 2013, 09:55 PM

Go to Moscow.
Find George Blake.
Point out what a complete failure he's been by asking him about those capitalist Oligarchs who now run Russia.
Laugh in his face and ask if he wants to go the local McDonalds for a Big Macski.
Alternatively, if he's dead, p*ss on his grave.
Return home with a feeling of a job well done.
George Blake = failure, I loathe the "bustard".
A good thing to do before I check out.

MaxJoker · April 30th, 2013, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

After all They wouldn't want to live in a World without Me....

Exactly

As where would we all be without you

Oh and while you`re pondering that thought please sit down, take a load off and partake of this refreshing glass of, of, water , yes that`s it, water

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy , bet you can`t down it in one

MaxJoker · May 15th, 2013, 03:17 PM

Rip the screen off this evil laptop , then use it to beat the keyboard in until the motherboard is exposed, then i`ll headbutt the motherboard until the hard drive falls out, i`ll then shit on the hard drive , push it back into the laptop, tape everything i`ve broken together , piss on it, drown it in petrol , set fire to it, then skim into an oil tanker with such force the boat explodes and all hands on deck are lost

Although apart from the hands everyone survives

Then and only then, shall i die , a contented Vet

Estreeter · May 17th, 2013, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Rip the screen off this evil laptop , then use it to beat the keyboard in until the motherboard is exposed, then i`ll headbutt the motherboard until the hard drive falls out, i`ll then shit on the hard drive , push it back into the laptop, tape everything i`ve broken together , piss on it, drown it in petrol , set fire to it, then skim into an oil tanker with such force the boat explodes and all hands on deck are lost

Although apart from the hands everyone survives

Then and only then, shall i die , a contented Vet

The plus side of all that is at least you could say you had a meaningful relationship with the laptop

Estreeter · May 18th, 2013, 02:02 PM

Go back too school and pass 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th 10th grade without cheating

MaxJoker · May 18th, 2013, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Go back too school and pass without cheating

What with certain teachers you mean

**RjG57** · May 18th, 2013, 02:12 PM

Might seem obvious but...............discover a way to become immortal????

**ballyhoo** · May 18th, 2013, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Go back too school and pass 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th 10th grade without cheating

damn. there's a 10th grade??

I'd still like to punch these fools in their fool heads!

and then, of course, I'd punch-out the guys too!

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April 28th, 2013, 09:55 PM	#273
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,983 Thanked 31,901 Times in 2,528 Posts	Go to Moscow. Find George Blake. Point out what a complete failure he's been by asking him about those capitalist Oligarchs who now run Russia. Laugh in his face and ask if he wants to go the local McDonalds for a Big Macski. Alternatively, if he's dead, p*ss on his grave. Return home with a feeling of a job well done. George Blake = failure, I loathe the "bustard". A good thing to do before I check out.