Things to do before you die - Page 26

**mellowyellow** · October 13th, 2012, 04:35 PM

Break the soundbarrier!!!

**TCO95** · October 13th, 2012, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tamsmith

Get healthy.

Before you die you want to get healthy?
Wouldn't you feel silly lying there dying of nothing?

I'd like to record an album and make all of the people on the top 40 list listen to it. Sort of a revenge thing, as I can't sing, dance or play an instrument just like them.

"And now for your listening pleasure Ladyboy GaGa Bieber..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FBu5pI_vYI

Jack Keroact · October 13th, 2012, 08:05 PM

I want a bestseller

**Jeff Vader** · October 14th, 2012, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCO95

Before you die you want to get healthy?
Wouldn't you feel silly lying there dying of nothing?

I'd like to record an album and make all of the people on the top 40 list listen to it. Sort of a revenge thing, as I can't sing, dance or play an instrument just like them.

"And now for your listening pleasure Ladyboy GaGa Bieber..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FBu5pI_vYI

But done in the style of Slayer doing bluegrass on vuvuzelas. While dressed in a bunny costume.

**MemoryHunter** · October 14th, 2012, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Keroact

I want a bestseller

I believe you can pick one up in any good bookshop.

**MemoryHunter** · October 14th, 2012, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mellowyellow

Break the soundbarrier!!!

I flew in an awful lot of things but never had the opportunity to go beyond Mach 1..

If this guy is successful you might not need a plane, just a balloon and a spacesuit.

Oh, and a parachute.

Update:
Well, he's done it. The worlds first supersonic skydive - 833.9mph.

http://youtu.be/q4Z7M4bPfHk

Here's a news article with a few more details.

zoltz50 · October 14th, 2012, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tamsmith

No way. Religion is the main cause of death.

More people die every day due to religion than they do from Political beliefs, Cancer or walking across the road.

I will stick to getting my health back.

Not even close Religion is way down the list malaria kills about million every year! and if some sicko wants to twist religion to try to justify murder thats hardly religions fault.

**Eric Cartman** · October 21st, 2012, 04:31 AM

For the last few years, on my birthday, I did something that I've always been afraid of. For example, I have a paralyzing fear of heights but went parasailing (600 feet in the air!) a few years back. Next, before I die, skydiving this coming October.

I've always been fascinated by sharks but never had the balls to go diving with them. That is until 2 years ago. Got in a cage and down we went with a couple of 10 - 12 foot bull sharks. Nasty looking son of a bitches especially when they're less than a foot away. If you have the chance you need to try this before you die. An awesome experience!

**Almero** · October 21st, 2012, 08:06 AM

...fall asleep.

MaxJoker · December 11th, 2012, 02:58 PM

Tell Nelson Mandela he`s a grinning po-faced prick and remind him since he was freed the tosser has done nothing of lasting substantial worth for anyone, never more so his long suffering mostly decent black population in their still sun beaten no access to clean water shanty towns.

Oh .

Plus afterwards i`d give Kimberley Walsh a guided tour of my giblets, the lucky girl .

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Eric Cartman Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The streets of Butter Nuts, New York. Posts: 11,082 Thanks: 97,294 Thanked 435,152 Times in 14,497 Posts	For the last few years, on my birthday, I did something that I've always been afraid of. For example, I have a paralyzing fear of heights but went parasailing (600 feet in the air!) a few years back. Next, before I die, skydiving this coming October. I've always been fascinated by sharks but never had the balls to go diving with them. That is until 2 years ago. Got in a cage and down we went with a couple of 10 - 12 foot bull sharks. Nasty looking son of a bitches especially when they're less than a foot away. If you have the chance you need to try this before you die. An awesome experience!

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