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June 7th, 2018, 10:55 AM	#13411
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,275 Times in 2,641 Posts	You are not allowed to say "Black Paint anymore". Due to political correctness you have to say "Leroy can you please paint that wall" __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 7th, 2018, 06:51 PM	#13412
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,307 Times in 3,171 Posts	A handlebar said to a saddle, "I've always been very aware of my mortality". The saddle replies, "Well, the way I see it, we're all just part of a cycle".

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June 7th, 2018, 10:24 PM	#13413
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,275 Times in 2,641 Posts	Two prostitutes in a lift, one says to the other "Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz" The other says "No, but I have been thrown around by my tits" __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 7th, 2018, 10:27 PM	#13414
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,275 Times in 2,641 Posts	Two nuns in a car travelling at night, suddenly a vampire lands on their roof. One nun says to the other "Quick show him your cross" The nun driving winds down her window and says "Get the fuck off my car" __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 7th, 2018, 10:30 PM	#13415
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,275 Times in 2,641 Posts	A Sergeant Major knocks on a brothel door and says how much for the pleasure of my company. The madam says £30. So the Sergeant Major turns around and hollows Company, Company Shun. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 7th, 2018, 10:37 PM	#13416
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,757 Times in 5,161 Posts	Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape, but she was pissed off when I started to hold auditions for her part.

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June 7th, 2018, 10:41 PM	#13417
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,757 Times in 5,161 Posts	I went to bed with a blind woman last night, and she said I had the biggest dick she'd ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg"

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June 7th, 2018, 11:03 PM	#13418
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,757 Times in 5,161 Posts	I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another dressed as an egg. I thought to myself "This could be interesting.”

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June 8th, 2018, 11:37 AM	#13419
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,275 Times in 2,641 Posts	I said to my wife do you believe in sex before marriage, she replied well yes what do you think we were doing before. I said well how come you don't believe in sex after marriage. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 8th, 2018, 11:38 AM	#13420
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,275 Times in 2,641 Posts	What do you call 10000 black men up to their necks in sand. A: Afroturf __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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