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View Poll Results: Thanks button relief
Thank someone urgently (temporary addiction fix) 10 34.48%
Receive some thanks (i.e ... I am loved) 9 31.03%
Thank NO one (it's all bloody RUBBISH) 1 3.45%
No I'm not experiencing any symptoms thus far 9 31.03%
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Old December 4th, 2014, 02:30 PM   #1
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Exclamation Thanks Button ADDICTION is NO laughing matter

No usage has resulted in ... button addiction ... myth or actual full fledged epidemic???

Myself and a few other long standing members have begun a fact finding mission on the symptoms and the short/long time effects. Results to follow

Symptoms may include :

1 : irritability towards loved ones and/or other VEF members
2 : inability to function on a normal daily routine plain
3 : acute depression
4 : mild to severe mood swings causing posting outbursts of the negative kind
5 : inability to achieve a prolonged erection causing spousal dissatisfaction
6 : abnormal bowel movements
7 : uncontrollable urges to thank total strangers on other media outlets
8 : mild or acute feelings of being unloved or neglected
9 : shortness of breath
10 : uncontrollable urges to lash out at authorities

If you have noticed one or more of the symptoms above, we have set up a poll at you disposal that might provide temporary relief while we remedy the situation here at VEF
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Old December 4th, 2014, 04:24 PM   #2
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go to Miss80sPorn for setting-up Thankers Anonymous

What!!!!..................



Oh, thankers anonymous! I didn't have my glasses on, and for a moment I thought you said wan..................!



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Old December 4th, 2014, 04:34 PM   #3
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Back in May when the button wasn't functioning I wrote:

http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com...1&postcount=63

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It's odd here on the forum without a thanks button. I'm so used to slapping that button that I'm finding myself automatically heading to the lower right of each post as if on auto-pilot.

I do use it to keep track of where I've been and what I've grabbed. But man do I really hand it out freely on GD&N. Made me aware of how 'easy' I am. Hell about the only people who don't get a thanks or two from me are the the leechers when they pop their heads up, or the gimme-gimme types.

So would that then make me a 'thanks-slut' ?

Maybe we need an AA-style support group?!

"...Hi my name is Chip and I have a problem with the thanks button...I really didn't know that I had a problem with the button until I didn't have access to it....yadda yadda yadda..."
p.s. I need to get back into the GD&N section...as soon as I have the time

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Old December 4th, 2014, 04:55 PM   #4
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Since the button is gone, i started with old habbits. Bring back the Thanks Button


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Old December 4th, 2014, 06:13 PM   #5
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Old December 4th, 2014, 06:53 PM   #6
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Yes, it's true. I'm a compulsive thanker. Or something that sounds like it.
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On the bright side,My Thanker's Cramp is much improved...
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Old December 4th, 2014, 09:04 PM   #8
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It's a forum quirk Rust, vision impairment is linked to overuse of the T-button
It's medically proven that the blindest members are the ones who have thanked the most

Oh, so that's what's impairing my vision! Thank God for that I was beginning to think it might have been something more serious!


That also clears up another little mystery that's been puzzling me, but now, thanks to Dr. NIN's invaluable insight!, I realize that it is obviously the over use of my index finger on the 'T' button that has caused the 24"bicep on my right arm!


Thank you Dr. NIN, I'd never have thought of that on my own. Now I can sleep easy! Please send the bill for the consultation fee to the usual address............


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I just want to say thanks to all who've thanked my posts
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