Toilet Wall Graffiti

**sweatyhat** · September 10th, 2012, 05:32 AM

Scribblings on public convenience walls and doors are an excellent source of mirth. Please share anything you have seen which amused or perhaps made you snigger like a schoolboy. Sage advice, philosophical musings and artistry would be fine too. If you're feeling brave, take a pic so long as you're able to convince the bloke at the neighbouring urinal you're not after images of his knob.

Written above the urinal at a place I worked in the late eighties...

"One in Kate Bush is worth 10 in the hand"

Worth far more than ten IMO

**Ninjaturtle** · September 10th, 2012, 06:20 AM

**Ninjaturtle** · September 10th, 2012, 07:21 PM

emexem · September 10th, 2012, 08:35 PM

one I remember being written on the wall from the days when you had to put a copper in the slot to get into the stall-

" Here I sit broken- hearted
Paid a penny and only farted "

emexem · September 10th, 2012, 09:08 PM

Spotted on the door of a bog in a London boozer some heroic* wag had scrawled a phonetic alphabet. Unfortunately I was heavily refreshed at the time so cant remember all of it, but here is a sample:

A for ism

B for am

C for yourself

D for cate

E for vessence

F for tless

etc etc

* I say heroic because you can only guess at the rampant piles this guy must have sustained sitting there all that time to scrawl out this screed.

**sweatyhat** · September 10th, 2012, 09:26 PM

Scrawled on a freshly-painted wall in the bogs at work

"Thanks for the new canvas"

Offended by all the profanity, one colleague took it upon himself to do the painting. In doing so he betrayed yet another weakness for his tormentors to exploit.

**otokonomidori** · September 10th, 2012, 09:34 PM

" No use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet!"

jobrien · September 10th, 2012, 10:54 PM

my all time favorite:
"Here I sit my cheeks a flexin', Giving birth to another Texan."

drdialtone · September 11th, 2012, 03:16 AM

On a construction site:

"This here shitter smells like a pipe fitter"

**billybunter** · September 11th, 2012, 02:03 PM

BB is a gay bastard! I know cause I shagged him.

September 10th, 2012, 05:32 AM	#1
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,859 Times in 10,563 Posts	Toilet Wall Graffiti Scribblings on public convenience walls and doors are an excellent source of mirth. Please share anything you have seen which amused or perhaps made you snigger like a schoolboy. Sage advice, philosophical musings and artistry would be fine too. If you're feeling brave, take a pic so long as you're able to convince the bloke at the neighbouring urinal you're not after images of his knob. Written above the urinal at a place I worked in the late eighties... "One in Kate Bush is worth 10 in the hand" Worth far more than ten IMO __________________

September 10th, 2012, 06:20 AM	#2
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September 10th, 2012, 07:21 PM	#3
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September 10th, 2012, 08:35 PM	#4
emexem Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Youthenasia Posts: 296 Thanks: 13,665 Thanked 7,270 Times in 289 Posts	one I remember being written on the wall from the days when you had to put a copper in the slot to get into the stall- " Here I sit broken- hearted Paid a penny and only farted " Last edited by emexem; September 10th, 2012 at 09:20 PM..

September 10th, 2012, 09:26 PM	#6
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,859 Times in 10,563 Posts	Scrawled on a freshly-painted wall in the bogs at work "Thanks for the new canvas" Offended by all the profanity, one colleague took it upon himself to do the painting. In doing so he betrayed yet another weakness for his tormentors to exploit. __________________

September 10th, 2012, 09:08 PM	#5
emexem Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Youthenasia Posts: 296 Thanks: 13,665 Thanked 7,270 Times in 289 Posts	Spotted on the door of a bog in a London boozer some heroic* wag had scrawled a phonetic alphabet. Unfortunately I was heavily refreshed at the time so cant remember all of it, but here is a sample: A for ism B for am C for yourself D for cate E for vessence F for tless etc etc * I say heroic because you can only guess at the rampant piles this guy must have sustained sitting there all that time to scrawl out this screed.

September 10th, 2012, 09:34 PM	#7
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,016 Thanked 122,398 Times in 8,316 Posts	" No use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet!"

September 10th, 2012, 10:54 PM	#8
jobrien Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 94 Thanks: 7,322 Thanked 1,154 Times in 92 Posts	my all time favorite: "Here I sit my cheeks a flexin', Giving birth to another Texan."

September 11th, 2012, 03:16 AM	#9
drdialtone Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 25 Thanks: 2,467 Thanked 352 Times in 25 Posts	On a construction site: "This here shitter smells like a pipe fitter"

September 11th, 2012, 02:03 PM	#10
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,369 Times in 14,171 Posts	BB is a gay bastard! I know cause I shagged him. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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