The corrupt a wish game - Page 361

**Sir Honkers** · June 21st, 2018, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I was called up to play for England in the World Cup Final and score the winning goal.

Granted, although being hit on the head by the ball earlier in the game has left you dazed and confused. That was the Russian goal you put the ball into. Russian wins the FIFA 2018 World Cup 1 - 0.
You are last seen being chased from the field by your teamates while Yakkity Sax plays over the PA.

I wish that every time I picked my nose I collected a satisfying amount of boogers.

**bowlinggreen** · June 22nd, 2018, 07:19 AM

Wish granted. You are the Wolfman, and those claws are great for digging boogers. Unfortunately when you pick your nose you pick a great deal of blood as well.

I wish to go back in time and teach the Romans about firearms, railroads, and electricity, just to see what effect it has on history.

**Sir Honkers** · June 23rd, 2018, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

I wish to go back in time and teach the Romans about firearms, railroads, and electricity, just to see what effect it has on history.

Granted. Pretty much what you'd expect, SPQR rules the whole world. Some things never change but, Donald Trump is Praefectus of The Province of Americae.

I wish every morning to get a copy of tomorrows newspaper.

**@llatse@** · June 24th, 2018, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish every morning to get a copy of tomorrows newspaper.

You do......but its all fake news.

I wish I could do it all like I did before only better.

**Sir Honkers** · June 24th, 2018, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I could do it all like I did before only better.

Granted, but it's costing you a fortune to get a plumber out four times a week to unclog the pipes.
I wish I could find the perfect pillow.

**trailmaster** · September 11th, 2018, 02:10 PM

Granted. You have the perfect pillow, however,when your house recently burned down the only thing left was your pillow, but no bed to sleep in and the bank just foreclosed on your house because you did not make any payments for the last six months. At least you have a pillow!

I wish for a flying car. It has a full tank of gas. I had the engine and whole car check and it is good. It can't be detected on radar screens from the military or commercial air traffic control, and it has a drone avoidance system.

**@llatse@** · September 11th, 2018, 06:04 PM

Granted......it's a converted stealth bomber......it's camoflage is so good you can't locate it anywhere......and spend the rest of your life looking for it on a pushbike.

I wish I could afford cryonics for when I die.

**trailmaster** · September 11th, 2018, 09:26 PM

Wish granted. You die and are put in the cryonics chamber and everything works. A few years down the line there is a tornado that causes the building that houses your chamber to be destroyed and you with it.

I wish I had a magic wand that would allow me to get rid of rain and snow storms in my area.

**@llatse@** · September 15th, 2018, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish I had a magic wand that would allow me to get rid of rain and snow storms in my area.

You get that wand and it does what you want.......replacing the rain & snow with Hurricane Florence.

I wish I had my own special emoji

**trailmaster** · September 15th, 2018, 04:49 PM

Wish granted, however, this emoji is alive,and came to you from the bizzaro dimension and it's eats people, and it had you for it's breakfast.

I wish for a pretty woman with big flabby tits and a spongy butt who will love me whenever I want and will cook and clean for me and never nag me.

June 22nd, 2018, 07:19 AM	#3602
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted. You are the Wolfman, and those claws are great for digging boogers. Unfortunately when you pick your nose you pick a great deal of blood as well. I wish to go back in time and teach the Romans about firearms, railroads, and electricity, just to see what effect it has on history. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

September 11th, 2018, 06:04 PM	#3607
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,748 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	Granted......it's a converted stealth bomber......it's camoflage is so good you can't locate it anywhere......and spend the rest of your life looking for it on a pushbike. I wish I could afford cryonics for when I die. __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

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September 11th, 2018, 02:10 PM	#3606
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,164 Times in 60,062 Posts	Granted. You have the perfect pillow, however,when your house recently burned down the only thing left was your pillow, but no bed to sleep in and the bank just foreclosed on your house because you did not make any payments for the last six months. At least you have a pillow! I wish for a flying car. It has a full tank of gas. I had the engine and whole car check and it is good. It can't be detected on radar screens from the military or commercial air traffic control, and it has a drone avoidance system.

September 11th, 2018, 09:26 PM	#3608
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,164 Times in 60,062 Posts	Wish granted. You die and are put in the cryonics chamber and everything works. A few years down the line there is a tornado that causes the building that houses your chamber to be destroyed and you with it. I wish I had a magic wand that would allow me to get rid of rain and snow storms in my area.

September 15th, 2018, 04:49 PM	#3610
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,164 Times in 60,062 Posts	Wish granted, however, this emoji is alive,and came to you from the bizzaro dimension and it's eats people, and it had you for it's breakfast. I wish for a pretty woman with big flabby tits and a spongy butt who will love me whenever I want and will cook and clean for me and never nag me.