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Old July 4th, 2018, 07:28 PM   #1651
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Old July 21st, 2018, 05:36 PM   #1652
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Old July 23rd, 2018, 12:48 PM   #1653
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kelio has become tired of looking like a woman. He says" I didn't know this bra strap would be so tight, confining and itchy so he went back to Dr. Frankenstein and said "Doc please turn me back into what I was", but something went terribly wrong and now this is what kelio looks like. "What will the wife say"

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Old July 23rd, 2018, 03:59 PM   #1654
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Jenny has just gotten a part time job and it is terrifying her neighbors.



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Old July 23rd, 2018, 06:56 PM   #1655
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After getting strange messages on his PC







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Old July 29th, 2018, 01:50 PM   #1656
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In kelio's profile he says that his location is "in the lab". Here's what he looks like after performing illegal medical experiments on people he has snatched off the streets!

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Old July 29th, 2018, 04:54 PM   #1657
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Trailmaster always wanted to be a woman

And this is how he imagines he looks like

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Old July 31st, 2018, 05:34 PM   #1658
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Old August 20th, 2018, 01:45 PM   #1659
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kelio loves to eat and to cook, although his wife always throws him out of the kitchen when he tries to cook, becuase he almost burnt the house down. His wife said that if he really wants to learn how to cook, then go to a cooking school. So kelio did just that, but the cooking school sent him packing because he almost burnt down the cooking school. Here he is at home when his wife is not at home. As you can see the pan is aflame and his wife might come back to a home in smoking ruin!



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On the dark web Trailmaster found a device which allows him to watch the X-rated version of any movie

He's currently enjoying watching reruns of his favorite TV show



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