The corrupt a wish game

[luddite]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted. As long as you agree to a 1000 demon gang bang. And by "agree," it means being forcibly strapped down, spread-eagled, for maximum access.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

Granted. Go to the "Blue Oyster" dressed like Peter Pan, drop trou, grab your ankles and shout "I believe in fairies".

I wish those thousand demons, former VEF mods and Catholic priests are all at the Blue Oyster, while I am somewhere else.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. Go to the "Blue Oyster" dressed like Peter Pan, drop trou, grab your ankles and shout "I believe in fairies".

I wish those thousand demons, former VEF mods and Catholic priests are all at the Blue Oyster, while I am somewhere else.

Granted. However, genie doesn't like redundancy. As demons, mods and priests are all the same person you must be punished. You are now the "Sally" in the remake of the Strap-On Sally series. Of course you'll be paid in "Greek" Drachmas.

I wish I could speak, read and write ancient Sumerian.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. Although, it seems kind of pointless to fufill the wish of someone who's been dead for over 5,000 years.

I wish to give anal sex to 80's porn bebe Buffy Davis.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish to give anal sex to 80's porn bebe Buffy Davis.

Generous Genie puts you two together in the Strap-On Sally remake, and you will receive double what you put in !

I wish TCO95 to become obsessed with the Strap-On Sally remake to the point that all his waking hours are wanking hours.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Generous Genie puts you two together in the Strap-On Sally remake, and you will receive double what you put in !

I wish TCO95 to become obsessed with the Strap-On Sally remake to the point that all his waking hours are wanking hours.

Granted. Wanking is a Sumerian word for "paid large sums of money." Money to Sumerians is 24k gold leaf. The inclusion of Buffy Davis has made the Strap-On Sally series the most profitable in porn history. TCO95 now has more gold than he could ever spend.

I wish Bugatti would hurry up and deliver my new car.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish Bugatti would hurry up and deliver my new car.

Granted. Sanjay Bugatti is on the way with your "new" 1984 Ford Tempo.

Sanjay wishes the gas tank didn't leak so much since he has to push the car more than he can drive it.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. Sanjay Bugatti is on the way with your "new" 1984 Ford Tempo.

Sanjay wishes the gas tank didn't leak so much since he has to push the car more than he can drive it.

Granted. The gas tank stops leaking and the car runs like a new Bugatti Veyron. Pleased, Sanjay stops at the Quickie Mart to show off the car to his cousin Apu. While he's in the store a young chav named Luddite steals the car. Due to his Chinese heritage, Luddite is not tall enough to see over the steering wheel and drives the car into a wall putting a big hole in it. The Mongolians on the other side escape and kidnap Luddite. They take him to a City Wok and violate him repeatedly. A helpless Luddite can only cry out "God Damn Mongolians."

I wish to visit South Park, Colorado some day.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. "Goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time..." Oh my god, they missed Kenny and killed TCO95! You bastards!

I wish for a sunny day.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish for a sunny day.

Granted. You are tied down, spread eagle and buck naked in the desert while TCO95 flicks flesh-eating ants at your privates.

I wish for an uneventful Sunday.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. You are tied down, spread eagle and buck naked in the desert while TCO95 flicks flesh-eating ants at your privates.

I wish for an uneventful Sunday.

Granted. No jubilation, no street parties, no fireworks, no shirt, no shoes, no service. Boring ole Sussex, Wessex, Eastsex, Nosex it is. Tea and toast with vanilla ice cream. Rick Astley on the radio and Upstairs Downstairs on the telly. Just a perfectly uneventful day. And you would be enjoying it to if only you hadn't died of boredom five minutes ago.

I wish my fingers hadn't gotten bored and fell asleep typing that last corruption.