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I wish I had a big shiny round knob.......on my front door that when I twist it the wrong way leads me to Narnia and I have hot sex with the White Queen
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January 9th, 2012, 07:32 PM | #1062 | |
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Elizabeth II hasn't been diddled with since Philip's straw wilted thirty years ago. Watch out for her colostomy bag, and mind the corgis don't join in. I wish to fake my own death.
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Nah why fake something when the real thing's much better.....blam blam you're dead
I wish I had a bouncy castle in my garden.....adult ladies in skimpy bikinis only.
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January 9th, 2012, 09:18 PM | #1064 | |
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I wish a deep, wide empty moat would appear around Gordon Ramsay's outside toilet while he's in there alone.
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January 9th, 2012, 09:28 PM | #1065 | |
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I wish a beautiful Korean woman, not a lady boy, would massage me for 2 hours, and then take another hour for the happy ending.
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January 10th, 2012, 05:32 AM | #1067 | |
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I granted this wish before, so it's easy. You get a twenty crazy-glued to each hand, and they'll never come off. I wish for a dozen friendship requests.
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They're all from members you've done your best to avoid on forum so far. I wish inner London banned cars completely and visiting motorists compelled to continue their journeys on space hoppers.
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January 10th, 2012, 04:14 PM | #1069 | |
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I wish magic was real and not just conjuring tricks on TV.
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