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Old 08-04-2018, 10:27 AM   #2701
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4927 Sure I'll fuck ya in the back seat, but you're paying the cab driver for the stain cleaning
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Old 08-04-2018, 10:48 AM   #2702
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Old 08-06-2018, 01:13 PM   #2703
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4929 Making love has so much more meaning when we want to create a new life, I love you so much If we have a boy we'll name him after me, if it's a girl we'll put it up for adoption
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Old 08-06-2018, 02:05 PM   #2704
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