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220. I'm starting to think there was something wrong with that curry I had for dinner.
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221. Did you just fart?
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221. By the way, what's your name?
222. Call her Barbara ... and her name is Michelle! 223. You look familiar, have we fucked before? 224. Hurry up, my wife will be home any minute! 225. Give me a cigarette, and light it for me. 226. I sure hope that paper bag doesn't rip! Last edited by cuzzyman927; June 24th, 2011 at 11:03 AM.. Reason: content |
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227. 3 minutes, 12 seconds! A new record!
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228. No it`s fine , i quite like fat chicks .
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229. (Whilst performing oral on her) Wow! Can you hear that echo?
230. Let's switch to doggy style. That way I'll have a place to put my ashtray. 231. It's OK. My herpes is in remission.
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232. Hey if I use my pen to play join the dots with the pimples on your bum I bet I can draw a clowns face and use your bum hole as his nose! If you don't save or wax for a week or two it could pass for Groucho Marx
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233) You : "Ah shit, I think my wife is home."
Her : "I am your wife!"
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