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Old February 17th, 2009, 04:28 AM   #11
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The simplest way to prevent a crack from propagating is to drill a hole at either end.
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Old February 17th, 2009, 09:35 AM   #12
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I have a date with Peter Parker tonight.

I need a bigger one for him!
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Old February 17th, 2009, 08:00 PM   #13
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The credit crunch is hitting DIY shops hard the staff will do anything to get that sale.
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Old February 18th, 2009, 01:59 AM   #14
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The credit crunch is hitting DIY shops hard the staff will do anything to get that sale.
Yeh - and you can get a dril and a "screw" from the same sales lady.

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Old February 18th, 2009, 08:56 PM   #15
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Remember : Always use the right tool for the job
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Oh fuck I've lost the chuck key... Better have a look...
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Vaginal reconstruction became too expensive, so now it's DIY project..............
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Old February 19th, 2009, 12:39 AM   #18
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This lady is trying out the new Black and Decker Vibrator!
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"Done. Now what?"
"Well, that's everything in the tool shed...let's do the living room"
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If that prick wants to spend all his time on VEF then I will sort mysef out
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