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January 18th, 2018, 10:52 AM	#581
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,285 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	He would have demolished it all Why did Muhammed go to the mountain?

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January 18th, 2018, 01:47 PM	#582
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January 18th, 2018, 02:52 PM

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Probably ...

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January 18th, 2018, 09:33 PM	#584
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,285 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Nothing. I swear. Are you feeling lucky?

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January 18th, 2018, 09:47 PM	#585
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January 18th, 2018, 10:02 PM	#586
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,285 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	I'm gonna pull. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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January 18th, 2018, 11:28 PM

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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Concealed weapons are illegal in Canada, so you kinda got me in a box here.

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January 19th, 2018, 01:42 PM	#588
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January 20th, 2018, 01:30 AM	#589
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Do you come here often?

Yeah! "Drunk with a dirty mind" is not just a hobby!

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