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March 9th, 2009, 08:26 PM | #51 | |
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March 9th, 2009, 09:15 PM | #52 |
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I'm moving in acouple of weeks away from my f*ckwit noisy neighbours.....it's got to the point now that violence would be a very real possibility in any future confrontation so......I'm off.
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March 9th, 2009, 09:26 PM | #53 | |
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Text:"18yo bitch suckin cox" Thumbnails>>>URLcrap/Linkbux>>>Imagefap Download-link>>> Url©@$h/LinkBux>>> "Link-protection", lots of pop-ups like "Pass Harvard for 50 bucks!">>> Some non-working moneymaking east-european "filehost", you don`t have any idea what to do because fonts on text looks too cool>>> Somehow your download starts-11Kb/second>>> File is some weird "container"-file or "CRC.", anyway It`s strangest possible format to your knowledge, no matter how smart you think you are>>> It`s passworded!>>> You don`t know the pass word or you have forgot it>>> Ask the "uploader" for password>>> He says that he don`t remember it anymore>>> So It`s not his own upload, he`s just a worst kind of scumbag who "earn money with your files">>> At this point you lose control, posting a stupid comment like : "You useless c**t I rip your head off and sh*t down your neck".>>> You get banned. "Enjoy!" Stuff like that could be very annoying, VEF is like a old gentlemen`s club! Last edited by Inglorious; March 17th, 2009 at 11:09 PM.. |
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March 10th, 2009, 06:40 AM | #54 |
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Advert that are clearly government patronising brainwashing campaigns..
Eat 5 portions of fruit and veg a day, dont smoke too much, drink too much, or you'll DIE horrible slow deaths! Watch out for strokes, watch out for runaway trains and stampeading elephants! Feck off. |
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March 10th, 2009, 11:18 AM | #55 | |
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Not just that but they spent two hundred and twenty odd million pounds of OUR money last year on such bleedin obvious adverts ,and look set to nearly increase that by a third this year !. Still that`s merely a piece of corn in the turd compared to the thousands of billions those carefree spend addicts has flushed away during their "Only get better" terms in office , grrrrr and on projects so pointless and bureaucratically constipated that it makes me want to once more zip up my flies and take to the street Or even better protest in a real way ie behave exactly like your government and in five easy steps . 1) Do whatever you want whenever you want no matter how illegal such as eating a pork pie in a mosque , then if caught deny ever having done anything wrong ever , unless shown 100 percent proof , which in that case you respond with "An error of judgement" , then say you`re innocent and carry on denying and chewing 2) Don`t pay for anything yourself anywhere ever , just use what you feel like using be it utilities , a flat screen or even a sandwich from a shop , if you get pressured for bills just say " Leave it with me , i`m working on eighty year plan of repayment for you " , and if asked what that means reply "You wouldn't understand,i`ll tell your grandkids ok" . Also if you`re refused entry to a particular shop again just say they`re impinging your right to behave like your government , oh and if they try and arrest you ?, well refer to number one (And no i don`t mean piss on them, although you could under number ones open parameters ) and deny deny deny (I find a smug shake of the head accompanied by a half smile adds to the complainers impotent fury) 3) Tell people what to do all the time while doing the opposite yourself , for example if you see someone smoking in a restaurant shout at them (Or shoot) till they put it out , then go into the kitchen (Remember number one rule-less rules) and start a grease fire that burns the place down. 4) Boast about achievements you haven`t done , and targets you never met.Like me for instance the inventor of the shoe lace and first man to run the London marathon in under ten minutes while dressed as a snickers bar 5) Take any cash you ever see , and if you don`t see it straight off go looking in harmful intrusive ways , and yes i know you don`t actually need the money as you take whatever you want anyway but that`s not the point , the point is others can`t be allowed to have money as that might give them a feeling of security ,plus the time to look around and figure out sane ways to make you stop what you`re doing to them "Phew" Deep breath , aaaaaaaaaaand rest Now then onto those arseholes who cycle on the pavements
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March 10th, 2009, 12:31 PM | #56 |
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Litter, I was shopping on Saturday and a middle aged woman dropped a crisp packet on the floor, she was standing NEXT to a f*cking bin. My gf (5' tall but fiesty as f*ck) walked over to her, picked up the packet, said 'here youve dropped this' and pushed it into her shopping bag. the stupid woman did not know where to look, it was brilliant.
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March 10th, 2009, 01:14 PM | #57 | |
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Damn , and when are the visiting hours ? Because under new European law what your GF did carries a six month prison term for premeditated assault of an aged ignoramus with another six for theft of a discarded item, plus 10 years for aggravated sarcasm in a built up area
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March 10th, 2009, 02:07 PM | #58 |
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My Girlfriends phsyco cat! Ive just decorated the sitting room and the bloody thing climbs up the walls. It shreds anything insight,and fights or fucks anything in a 5 mile radius.
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March 10th, 2009, 03:42 PM | #59 |
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The EU parliament.
Take all your supporters, sympathisers, illegal immigrants, lawyers that sponge of your corrupt laws and the laws themselves and just FECK OFF! Then blow up the channel tunnel for good measure. On second thoughts just launch an airstrike against the EU parliament itself when everyone is in session. I'm not an European, im English/British end fecking of. Last edited by BigBucket; May 14th, 2010 at 12:31 PM.. |
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March 10th, 2009, 04:07 PM | #60 |
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TV adverts
Gotta get this off my chest.
Mostly I hate Finance and Insurance company adverts, Ocean Finance were renowned for using Wayne & Waynetta Slob lookalikes but credit due to them they were at least open about their prospective clients. Direct Line using Paul Merton & Stephen Fry, from my personal experience with them they were right to use comedians. Halifax for almost everything they have done for crimes against music. HSBC the world's local bank yet “British” call centres are based in India. Oneaccount.com’s mortgage shrinker ad with that annoyingly happy guy on the phone. Have you had an accident in the last 3 years......you will get 100% of the damages ambulance chasing companies. That daft Sa(bang)-Cla(smack) sauce advert what's that about exactly? It's like Cillit-BANG without the cleaning power. These are all grating, but one series of adverts make me want to throw-up – every single 118 advert, give up the jokes, facts, recipes - whatever and just get the numbers right. I'm off to lie down. |
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