Where's my damn sexbot? - Page 2

dlnhank · February 6th, 2015, 01:44 PM

Here´s why there is no sexbots...yet...

:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4pFhhnM-7E

**Sir Honkers** · February 6th, 2015, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bigtrain45

As to the post-coital cleaning issue, I think it's clear that when the technology is perfected, the robot will be able to clean itself. Hopefully in an entertaining fashion, maybe like a cat cleans its nether regions.

Now there's a scene I'd watch if it was in a porn movie

**gordian_knot** · February 7th, 2015, 01:50 AM

Just get a sex-bot that doubles as a sexy house maid. Apart from being self-cleaning, when she's not doing you she can do the dishes. As long as she's well insulated.

No need for a real woman at all

Which is why the feministas will never allow it...

**Sir Honkers** · February 7th, 2015, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by gordian_knot

No need for a real woman at all

Which is why the feministas will never allow it...

Maybe they already have. Maybe the real women are off living on some man free utopian island. Maybe that's why Paris Hilton always gives me the impression she's laughing at some hugely funny, secret joke at the expense of the rest of us.

~~bigtrain45~~ · February 7th, 2015, 02:19 PM

Actually I think Paris Hilton may be the beta version of the sexbot based on her behavior and empty-headed prattling.

fififi · February 8th, 2015, 02:50 AM

Paraphrased: "All of civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex. When people could skip the hassle by dating sexbots, human achievement ended within a year."

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7m...nda_shortfilms

**DTravel** · February 8th, 2015, 03:05 AM

You left your sexbot in your flying car.

**Historian** · February 8th, 2015, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtrain45

As to the post-coital cleaning issue, I think it's clear that when the technology is perfected, the robot will be able to clean itself. Hopefully in an entertaining fashion, maybe like a cat cleans its nether regions.

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Now there's a scene I'd watch if it was in a porn movie

You just have two, then they can clean each other up in a suitably entertaining style....

Estreeter · February 8th, 2015, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bigtrain45

a robot capable of performing sex acts and with skin that feels real and is responsive?

If the robot screamed and all that, would it be considered fake

Lord Of The Sith · February 8th, 2015, 03:52 PM

Here is another reason you will not be getting your sex bot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQsG3TKQ0I

February 6th, 2015, 01:44 PM	#11
dlnhank Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 421 Thanks: 8,482 Thanked 4,951 Times in 399 Posts	Here´s why there is no sexbots...yet...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4pFhhnM-7E

February 7th, 2015, 01:50 AM	#13
gordian_knot Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Gordium Posts: 1,225 Thanks: 6,524 Thanked 13,823 Times in 1,209 Posts	Just get a sex-bot that doubles as a sexy house maid. Apart from being self-cleaning, when she's not doing you she can do the dishes. As long as she's well insulated. No need for a real woman at all Which is why the feministas will never allow it... __________________ - "The whole of anything is never told." - Henry James "Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable." - George Orwell

February 8th, 2015, 03:05 AM	#17
DTravel Lean Mean Screencap Machine Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Better you don't know. Posts: 23,804 Thanks: 10,480 Thanked 207,285 Times in 23,710 Posts	You left your sexbot in your flying car. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I rage and weep for my country. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I can reup screencaps, other material might have been lost.

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Lord Of The Sith Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 417 Thanks: 379 Thanked 3,180 Times in 398 Posts	Here is another reason you will not be getting your sex bot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQsG3TKQ0I __________________ Our perception defines our reality

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February 7th, 2015, 02:19 PM	#15
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Actually I think Paris Hilton may be the beta version of the sexbot based on her behavior and empty-headed prattling.

February 8th, 2015, 02:50 AM	#16
fififi Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 6 Thanks: 375 Thanked 35 Times in 6 Posts	Paraphrased: "All of civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex. When people could skip the hassle by dating sexbots, human achievement ended within a year." http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7m...nda_shortfilms