Am I A Bastard ? - Page 3

mr.dirt · April 17th, 2011, 02:47 PM

A former manager, who was totally underqualified for his job (Engineering Project Manager - previous experience running a Little Cesear's Pizza Shop).

Hired a gent to work as his sub ordinate, just so he could bang the guys daughter, aho decided that banging a 45 year old wanker with hair implants, a fake Rolex and a soon to be repossessed Escalade was not her cuppa. So he has no pussy, and her Dad is in a good job with great performance reviews.

So he set the guy up to fail by hacking into his work files and deleting data from reports, changing data and finally planting homo porn and weed in his desk.

What he didn't know is that the company had decided to install monitor camera and a RIFD system to track who was in the office after hours.

When he "exposed" his sub ordinate, the Chief of Staff calls up the Security data and plays the camera footage of him in the guys office doing the dirty, backed up by all the logs showing his movements in the building.

The Managing Partner fired him personally using the words "People like you make my skin crawl".

So he goes to another firm and gets a similar job with a VP title. Until a copy of his employee file, copies of the video and data logs appears in the inbox of the Managing Partner of that firm. (My work!)

He was shown the door before 12 Noon that day.

His wife recieved a letter from the girl in question naming 3 other women at work he was shagging.( My work!)

She kicked him out, filed for divorce, got everything she wanted.

I have never had so much fun getting even!

**Xexemedes** · November 19th, 2011, 02:02 AM

Thought of this thread today:

There is this 84 year old Polish woman, Gladys, who lives next to a 96 year old woman, Iva, who I do yard work for. I was warned that Gladys would try to get me to work for free, I was told she was crazy, but found her to be more conniving: she knows exactly what she is doing.

From day one Gladys has been trying to get me to cut this strip of grass next to her house and would get very angry when I didn't. I soon started finding piles of garden debris and trash thrown in Iva's yard and after many frustrating weeks I finally caught Gladys red handed. I confronted her and very quickly the situation exploded with Gladys screaming sometimes in English, sometimes in Polish, about the strip of grass! Gladys' daughter came out, apologized, and explained that her mother was beginning to mentally decline. She took her mother inside and began shouting that they didn't own the grass strip and not to dump on it. Errrr...What???

Turns out the grass strip was actually Iva's property

. Then I felt really bad. I started cutting the strip and the dumping stopped

(so I thought)

So today I was removing leaves. I removed every leaf right up to the property line, then moved to the other side of the house. I discovered that huge piles of grass and shrub clippings had been dumped behind Iva's garage. The piles looked as though they had been there all summer-so Gladys had not stopped dumping but had just hidden it better!!! I walked back to the side garden to find Gladys furiously sweeping leaves out of her yard into Iva's

Try as I might Gladys would not stop! I thought about my options: Gladys' daughter was not home, I couldn't really call the police...and I did not have the time or the energy to clean that whole side of the yard again.

This is the bastard part:

I looked Gladys in the eye and said, "All right! Fine!" I marched to my truck, grabbed my very large, very powerful leaf blower, fired it up and proceeded to blast the tens of thousands of leaves that I was about to bag into every corner of Gladys' yard. 16hp gas-fired-engine leaf blower vs 84 year-old-lady with a broom = no contest.

I then shut off my blower and continued raking and bagging the now greatly reduced pile of Iva's leaves. The look on Gladys' face was reward enough.

Gladys' daughter came home minutes later, I approached her and she immediately held up her hand and began apologizing, she said she had seen her mother sweeping leaves into Iva's yard and her husband would clean them up Saturday. Gladys started shouting that I had filled their back yard with leaves and the daughter started shouting back that I had done no such thing.

MaxJoker · March 15th, 2013, 01:50 PM

Have ya ever done anything evil, shitty and knew you shouldn't have ? Did ya feel good afterwards ?

I did once feel a bit shitty after donating to a foreign looking homeless guy

Ok i say donated.

Spat my used gum at his face really, but he looked happy enough

Once i stopped kicking him

Estreeter · March 15th, 2013, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Have ya ever done anything evil, shitty and knew you shouldn't have ? Did ya feel good afterwards ?

I did once feel a bit shitty after donating to a foreign looking homeless guy

Ok i say donated.

Spat my used gum at his face really, but he looked happy enough

Once i stopped kicking him

If I were too give you a medal for doing that,

Would that make me a bastard

**trailmaster** · July 3rd, 2016, 12:16 PM

When I was in high school I knew this kid named Jimmy. He was sort of a juvenile delinquent. He was often being arrested by the local police, but then getting off. He lived with his Mom in a large very old wooden house that was built in the 1930's. I don't quite remember how I got involved with him, but we together would do some nasty things around the South Shore neighborhood after school in the 1960's. One of the most awful things we once did, was that we found some dog droppings on the ground one day, and we wrapped it in some newspaper and put it into the back seat of a car parked on a street. In those days many people left their car windows open in the Summer. Also in those days basement windows did not have bars on them or this very thick glass know as glass block. Jimmy and I would walk down some streets and finding large stones or bricks would hurl them into basement windows breaking them. We were evil dudes back then. Another horrific thing we once did was one time we found a dead bird on the ground. We wrapped up this dead bird and put it into a box which was tied with a nice ribbon and left it on the doorstep of this nasty little old lady in the neighborhood where Jimmy lived. I can just imagine what happened when she opened that box.

April 17th, 2011, 02:47 PM	#21
mr.dirt Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 18 Thanks: 6 Thanked 356 Times in 17 Posts	I didn't get mad....I got even! A former manager, who was totally underqualified for his job (Engineering Project Manager - previous experience running a Little Cesear's Pizza Shop). Hired a gent to work as his sub ordinate, just so he could bang the guys daughter, aho decided that banging a 45 year old wanker with hair implants, a fake Rolex and a soon to be repossessed Escalade was not her cuppa. So he has no pussy, and her Dad is in a good job with great performance reviews. So he set the guy up to fail by hacking into his work files and deleting data from reports, changing data and finally planting homo porn and weed in his desk. What he didn't know is that the company had decided to install monitor camera and a RIFD system to track who was in the office after hours. When he "exposed" his sub ordinate, the Chief of Staff calls up the Security data and plays the camera footage of him in the guys office doing the dirty, backed up by all the logs showing his movements in the building. The Managing Partner fired him personally using the words "People like you make my skin crawl". So he goes to another firm and gets a similar job with a VP title. Until a copy of his employee file, copies of the video and data logs appears in the inbox of the Managing Partner of that firm. (My work!) He was shown the door before 12 Noon that day. His wife recieved a letter from the girl in question naming 3 other women at work he was shagging.( My work!) She kicked him out, filed for divorce, got everything she wanted. I have never had so much fun getting even!

November 19th, 2011, 02:02 AM	#22
Xexemedes Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: USA Posts: 472 Thanks: 31,031 Thanked 10,280 Times in 473 Posts	Thought of this thread today: There is this 84 year old Polish woman, Gladys, who lives next to a 96 year old woman, Iva, who I do yard work for. I was warned that Gladys would try to get me to work for free, I was told she was crazy, but found her to be more conniving: she knows exactly what she is doing. From day one Gladys has been trying to get me to cut this strip of grass next to her house and would get very angry when I didn't. I soon started finding piles of garden debris and trash thrown in Iva's yard and after many frustrating weeks I finally caught Gladys red handed. I confronted her and very quickly the situation exploded with Gladys screaming sometimes in English, sometimes in Polish, about the strip of grass! Gladys' daughter came out, apologized, and explained that her mother was beginning to mentally decline. She took her mother inside and began shouting that they didn't own the grass strip and not to dump on it. Errrr...What??? Turns out the grass strip was actually Iva's property . Then I felt really bad. I started cutting the strip and the dumping stopped (so I thought) So today I was removing leaves. I removed every leaf right up to the property line, then moved to the other side of the house. I discovered that huge piles of grass and shrub clippings had been dumped behind Iva's garage. The piles looked as though they had been there all summer-so Gladys had not stopped dumping but had just hidden it better!!! I walked back to the side garden to find Gladys furiously sweeping leaves out of her yard into Iva's Try as I might Gladys would not stop! I thought about my options: Gladys' daughter was not home, I couldn't really call the police...and I did not have the time or the energy to clean that whole side of the yard again. This is the bastard part: I looked Gladys in the eye and said, "All right! Fine!" I marched to my truck, grabbed my very large, very powerful leaf blower, fired it up and proceeded to blast the tens of thousands of leaves that I was about to bag into every corner of Gladys' yard. 16hp gas-fired-engine leaf blower vs 84 year-old-lady with a broom = no contest. I then shut off my blower and continued raking and bagging the now greatly reduced pile of Iva's leaves. The look on Gladys' face was reward enough. Gladys' daughter came home minutes later, I approached her and she immediately held up her hand and began apologizing, she said she had seen her mother sweeping leaves into Iva's yard and her husband would clean them up Saturday. Gladys started shouting that I had filled their back yard with leaves and the daughter started shouting back that I had done no such thing. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Blessings young children: sleep peacefully and well. Let the grown-ups sleep not, but open their eyes. Last edited by Xexemedes; November 19th, 2011 at 11:30 AM.. Reason: left out crucial detail

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July 3rd, 2016, 12:16 PM	#25
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,164 Times in 60,062 Posts	When I was in high school I knew this kid named Jimmy. He was sort of a juvenile delinquent. He was often being arrested by the local police, but then getting off. He lived with his Mom in a large very old wooden house that was built in the 1930's. I don't quite remember how I got involved with him, but we together would do some nasty things around the South Shore neighborhood after school in the 1960's. One of the most awful things we once did, was that we found some dog droppings on the ground one day, and we wrapped it in some newspaper and put it into the back seat of a car parked on a street. In those days many people left their car windows open in the Summer. Also in those days basement windows did not have bars on them or this very thick glass know as glass block. Jimmy and I would walk down some streets and finding large stones or bricks would hurl them into basement windows breaking them. We were evil dudes back then. Another horrific thing we once did was one time we found a dead bird on the ground. We wrapped up this dead bird and put it into a box which was tied with a nice ribbon and left it on the doorstep of this nasty little old lady in the neighborhood where Jimmy lived. I can just imagine what happened when she opened that box.