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Answers to questions you were afraid to ask
Answers to questions you were always afraid to ask Ever wanted too know Why does e=mc 2 ? Where can a one legged waitress find work? If you are born again do you have two belly buttons? We'll take em all, serious, dumb ridiculous and even thought provoking questions, so fire away. Just be happy in the knowledge that one of the Mods has thought out your answer and run it by Nobel prize winners for clarification  
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November 17th, 2010, 12:43 PM
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If you could pull out your left eye, with the optic nerve still connected, and then point it at your right eye, would you get a massive feedback loop and make your head explode?
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November 17th, 2010, 12:47 PM
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Ah, student Dumbassgo. Having tested this I can confirm that this is definately the case.
Also while looking into my eye, I happend to notice that I have beautiful eyes and told myself so. Consequently I have a date with myself tonight, so thank you that member. 
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November 17th, 2010, 12:51 PM
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November 17th, 2010, 01:02 PM
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We exist on a rotating planet, circling a star in a eliptical of a solar system that itself is spinning under the influence of the outer spiral arm of a galactical cluster that is powered by a black hole. The Galaxies are being pushed away from a theoretical starting point known as the big bang in all directions.
So how do we know which way is up?  and what is the point of Wednesday?  |
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Cheat on your wife, show her the photos and when she rips your arms off, Bingo, problem solved
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November 17th, 2010, 01:07 PM
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Ah Student NIN,
Anwer 1, We dont, infact we have it on good authority that Prof mvasilj is upside down at this very minute, while I am barely upright at anytime. As for prof GreenSkull, he dosnt know his arse form his elbow anyway. Answer 2, Theres a Wednesday????
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As for Wednesday, well, Tuesday and Thursday don't really like each other, they were once a couple. It's also a way for your employer too get another day's work out of ya 
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