Paul's Little Household Hints - Page 3

**nevermind** · August 18th, 2010, 08:10 PM

To save some money, and to make others think you care about the
envoirement by being economical with electricity..

Attach a supermagnet to your eclectricity meter..
You don't have this from me, ok!...

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**otokonomidori** · August 18th, 2010, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nevermind

[I] being economical with electricity..

Attach a supermagnet to your eclectricity meter..

You don't have this from me, ok!...

What's a "supermagnet" - would an electric guitar pickup [or two or three of them] be strong enough?

I feel that in the interests of science I should try out this scheme.

**nevermind** · August 18th, 2010, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

What's a "supermagnet" - would an electric guitar pickup [or two or three of them] be strong enough?

I feel that in the interests of science I should try out this scheme.

I never had to do it myself because i don't have electricity at home..
I use candles.. Oh, and to make sure i can chat with you guys,
i short circuitet my computer to my neighbours meter.
Remember i'm evoirement friendly... Green

But i know someone who does. he uses a car woofer magnet.
attach it with some tape and you'll see....
Just make sure you don't mess up the mechanical parts...

**otokonomidori** · August 18th, 2010, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nevermind

[I][COLOR="Black"]I never had to do it myself because i don't have electricity at home..

But i know someone who does. he uses a car woofer magnet.
attach it with some tape and you'll see....

That's a good idea - I've got a 750 watt PA speaker cabinet somewhere - that's got such a big magnet that the electricity people will owe ME money.

**Rangertom1357** · August 18th, 2010, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nevermind

Attach a supermagnet to your eclectricity meter..
You don't have this from me, ok!...

.

I might just have to try this...

**Tmee2020** · August 19th, 2010, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keefriff

Along similar lines....at the begining of a new relationship offer to do the laundry and make sure to put one of GF's favorite sweaters in the dryer for a few hours. When it comes out as the approx size of a dishrag you will never be asked to do the laundry again. But all is not lost my friends, now take said sweater and convert to a lovely canine outfit.

This muscle shirt just needs a couple of numbers on the flanks, as in #6 in the 2nd at Wakefield.

Estreeter · August 19th, 2010, 12:39 PM

Real handy hint

If ya feel like doing something energetic around the house,
Lie down on the couch, turn the TV on for 5 minutes and have a re-think

MaxJoker · August 19th, 2010, 02:37 PM

Not currently feeling thirsty but want to be

Try a tablespoon of salt , or eat a quarter of a pot noodle

Holding a sealed bottle of beer but don`t know how to get the beer out of the bottle and into you

Remove the metal top with the help of an opener or the inside hinge of a doorway

Of course if there's a Glaswegian nearby simply hand them the bottle and declare yourself an Englishmen . You`ll be surprised just how quickly they`ll break it open for you

" Top tip for how to drain your pint safely and without incident "

Remember glass is solid but fragile , so don`t trying squeezing the glass after emptying it in an attempt to get more out as no liquid will appear apart from your own , if you squeeze hard enough that is

**keefriff** · August 19th, 2010, 02:50 PM

While surfing VEF make sure you have the three following items.

**DEB JORDAN FAN** · August 19th, 2010, 02:56 PM

If Ur Windows R Dirty Clean Them.

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