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Old June 26th, 2019, 01:36 PM   #24861
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Your Favorite Action Film Quotes And The Actors/Actresses Who Delivered Them On Screen

1. [looking down at Harlan, the would-be rapist she just shot, in a soft but angry voice] "You watch your mouth, buddy!" -Louise (Susan Sarandon in 'Thelma And Louise', 1991)
2. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke" 1967)
3. "You're going to need a bigger boat" (Roy Scheider in 'Jaws', 1975)
4. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” Roddy Piper in They Live (1988)
5. "Yeah.."( Karl Urban in Dredd 2012,Having thrown Ma Ma from the top floor balcony...
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Old June 26th, 2019, 01:40 PM   #24862
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Your Favorite Action Film Quotes And The Actors/Actresses Who Delivered Them On Screen

1. [looking down at Harlan, the would-be rapist she just shot, in a soft but angry voice] "You watch your mouth, buddy!" -Louise (Susan Sarandon in 'Thelma And Louise', 1991)
2. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke" 1967)
3. "You're going to need a bigger boat" (Roy Scheider in 'Jaws', 1975)
4. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” Roddy Piper in They Live (1988)
5. "Yeah.."( Karl Urban in Dredd 2012,Having thrown Ma Ma from the top floor balcony...
6. ''Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights'' (Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry, 1971)
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Your Favorite Action Film Quotes And The Actors/Actresses Who Delivered Them On Screen

1. [looking down at Harlan, the would-be rapist she just shot, in a soft but angry voice] "You watch your mouth, buddy!" -Louise (Susan Sarandon in 'Thelma And Louise', 1991)
2. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke" 1967)
3. "You're going to need a bigger boat" (Roy Scheider in 'Jaws', 1975)
4. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” Roddy Piper in They Live (1988)
5. "Yeah.."( Karl Urban in Dredd 2012,Having thrown Ma Ma from the top floor balcony...
6. ''Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights'' (Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry, 1971)
7. “You’re a disease… And I’m the cure.” (Sylvester Stallone) in Cobra (1986)
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Old June 26th, 2019, 03:25 PM   #24864
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Your Favorite Action Film Quotes And The Actors/Actresses Who Delivered Them On Screen

1. [looking down at Harlan, the would-be rapist she just shot, in a soft but angry voice] "You watch your mouth, buddy!" -Louise (Susan Sarandon in 'Thelma And Louise', 1991)
2. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke" 1967)
3. "You're going to need a bigger boat" (Roy Scheider in 'Jaws', 1975)
4. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” Roddy Piper in They Live (1988)
5. "Yeah.."( Karl Urban in Dredd 2012,Having thrown Ma Ma from the top floor balcony...
6. ''Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights'' (Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry, 1971)
7. “You’re a disease… And I’m the cure.” (Sylvester Stallone) in Cobra (1986)
8. "Next time you fuck me, kiss me first" (Robert Guillaume) Wanted: Dead Or Alive (1984)
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1. [looking down at Harlan, the would-be rapist she just shot, in a soft but angry voice] "You watch your mouth, buddy!" -Louise (Susan Sarandon in 'Thelma And Louise', 1991)
2. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke" 1967)
3. "You're going to need a bigger boat" (Roy Scheider in 'Jaws', 1975)
4. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” Roddy Piper in They Live (1988)
5. "Yeah.."( Karl Urban in Dredd 2012,Having thrown Ma Ma from the top floor balcony...
6. ''Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights'' (Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry, 1971)
7. “You’re a disease… And I’m the cure.” (Sylvester Stallone) in Cobra (1986)
8. "Next time you fuck me, kiss me first" (Robert Guillaume) Wanted: Dead Or Alive (1984)
9. "Stop Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid Dave. Dave my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm afraid. I'm afraid." Douglas Rain as HAL9000 in 2001 A Space Odyssey
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Old June 26th, 2019, 04:10 PM   #24866
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1. [looking down at Harlan, the would-be rapist she just shot, in a soft but angry voice] "You watch your mouth, buddy!" -Louise (Susan Sarandon in 'Thelma And Louise', 1991)
2. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke" 1967)
3. "You're going to need a bigger boat" (Roy Scheider in 'Jaws', 1975)
4. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” Roddy Piper in They Live (1988)
5. "Yeah.."( Karl Urban in Dredd 2012,Having thrown Ma Ma from the top floor balcony...
6. ''Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights'' (Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry, 1971)
7. “You’re a disease… And I’m the cure.” (Sylvester Stallone) in Cobra (1986)
8. "Next time you fuck me, kiss me first" (Robert Guillaume) Wanted: Dead Or Alive (1984)
9. "Stop Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid Dave. Dave my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm afraid. I'm afraid." Douglas Rain as HAL9000 in 2001 A Space Odyssey
10. You're a dick - Hugh Jackman X-Men (2000)
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1. [looking down at Harlan, the would-be rapist she just shot, in a soft but angry voice] "You watch your mouth, buddy!" -Louise (Susan Sarandon in 'Thelma And Louise', 1991)
2. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke" 1967)
3. "You're going to need a bigger boat" (Roy Scheider in 'Jaws', 1975)
4. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” Roddy Piper in They Live (1988)
5. "Yeah.."( Karl Urban in Dredd 2012,Having thrown Ma Ma from the top floor balcony...
6. ''Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights'' (Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry, 1971)
7. “You’re a disease… And I’m the cure.” (Sylvester Stallone) in Cobra (1986)
8. "Next time you fuck me, kiss me first" (Robert Guillaume) Wanted: Dead Or Alive (1984)
9. "Stop Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid Dave. Dave my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm afraid. I'm afraid." Douglas Rain as HAL9000 in 2001 A Space Odyssey
10. You're a dick - Hugh Jackman X-Men (2000)
11. Well, you're a good man, lieutenant. A good man always knows his limitations… - Magnum Force, Clint Eastwood
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1. [looking down at Harlan, the would-be rapist she just shot, in a soft but angry voice] "You watch your mouth, buddy!" -Louise (Susan Sarandon in 'Thelma And Louise', 1991)
2. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke" 1967)
3. "You're going to need a bigger boat" (Roy Scheider in 'Jaws', 1975)
4. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” Roddy Piper in They Live (1988)
5. "Yeah.."( Karl Urban in Dredd 2012,Having thrown Ma Ma from the top floor balcony...
6. ''Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights'' (Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry, 1971)
7. “You’re a disease… And I’m the cure.” (Sylvester Stallone) in Cobra (1986)
8. "Next time you fuck me, kiss me first" (Robert Guillaume) Wanted: Dead Or Alive (1984)
9. "Stop Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid Dave. Dave my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm afraid. I'm afraid." Douglas Rain as HAL9000 in 2001 A Space Odyssey
10. You're a dick - Hugh Jackman X-Men (2000)
11. Well, you're a good man, lieutenant. A good man always knows his limitations… - Magnum Force, Clint Eastwood.
12."No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" Goldfinger (1964) Gert Frobe
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1. [looking down at Harlan, the would-be rapist she just shot, in a soft but angry voice] "You watch your mouth, buddy!" -Louise (Susan Sarandon in 'Thelma And Louise', 1991)
2. "What we've got here is failure to communicate" (Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke" 1967)
3. "You're going to need a bigger boat" (Roy Scheider in 'Jaws', 1975)
4. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.” Roddy Piper in They Live (1988)
5. "Yeah.."( Karl Urban in Dredd 2012,Having thrown Ma Ma from the top floor balcony...
6. ''Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights'' (Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry, 1971)
7. “You’re a disease… And I’m the cure.” (Sylvester Stallone) in Cobra (1986)
8. "Next time you fuck me, kiss me first" (Robert Guillaume) Wanted: Dead Or Alive (1984)
9. "Stop Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid Dave. Dave my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm afraid. I'm afraid." Douglas Rain as HAL9000 in 2001 A Space Odyssey
10. You're a dick - Hugh Jackman X-Men (2000)
11. Well, you're a good man, lieutenant. A good man always knows his limitations… - Magnum Force, Clint Eastwood.
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Names of cakes associated with certain professions
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Cakes associated with professions , is that even a thing?
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