What if you lived in Australia?

[9876543210]

buttsie,

Originally Posted by buttsie

Three years ago Fred Allen* was a taxi driver working 12-hour shifts to make ends meet.

Today, he is a gun for hire, having received tens of thousands of dollars from Sydney's metropolitan councils in exchange for crucial evidence that is presented in court to help expose and close underground parlours. In short, Mr Allen has paid sex with prostitutes and ratepayers foot the bill.

"Never in a million years would I have imagined a job like this existed, let alone me doing it," the 60-year-old said, with a hint of a smirk. "It's a strange world for sure."

http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/this-ma...20-10iwug.html

Pretty sure I couldn't live with myself if I had to do that job. Turning in women who were nice enough to have sex with you? For a few bucks? Women who are mostly just trying to keep their heads above water? I think I'd feel ashamed to do that job.

[Estreeter]

Bloody hell, If ya thought the wildlife's dangerous

Chef behind grisly Brisbane murder-suicide: police

A young Victorian chef has been identified as the man who killed his Indonesian girlfriend in their inner-city Brisbane apartment before reportedly dismembering her body and boiling it in chemicals.

Place is becoming more like the USA every day

[9876543210]

Estreeter,

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Bloody hell, If ya thought the wildlife's dangerous

Chef behind grisly Brisbane murder-suicide: police



Place is becoming more like the USA every day

Probably a cousin of Jeffrey Dahmer. Well, on the bright side, hopefully he only murdered the one woman (she was really nice looking) and not a bunch of people like Dahmer.

[Motorboater]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Bloody hell, If ya thought the wildlife's dangerous

Chef behind grisly Brisbane murder-suicide: police



Place is becoming more like the USA every day

Yeah. That creeped me out a bit. On radio, they played a phone call the guy made to the electrician he wanted to fix the stove.

[Motorboater]

Originally Posted by 9876543210

Estreeter,



Probably a cousin of Jeffrey Dahmer. Well, on the bright side, hopefully he only murdered the one woman (she was really nice looking) and not a bunch of people like Dahmer.

Ladyboy

[blondifan]

Coronary heart disease is the leading underlying cause of death in Australia, so let's ban the burqa

[9876543210]

Motorboater,

Originally Posted by Motorboater

Ladyboy

Ladyboy? Do you mean she was a transsexual? Huh. I guess he was more like Dahmer that I thought.

[9876543210]

Saw this on the news tonight. Two kangaroos fighting in some suburb in New South Wales:

http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/kanga.../07/id/599184/

Does this happen often over there?

[effCup]

Originally Posted by 9876543210

Two kangaroos fighting in some suburb in New South Wales:
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Does this happen often over there?

Only every night where there's 15 secs too little new[s] to fill the bulletin.

[nckgmd]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Bloody hell, If ya thought the wildlife's dangerous

Chef behind grisly Brisbane murder-suicide: police



Place is becoming more like the USA every day

Marcus Volke would make an interesting guest on Ready Steady Cook... "So what do you have in your bag today Marcus?"