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Old June 28th, 2015, 09:15 PM   #1441
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"The asshole would rather go fishing with his friends ...
who needs the shithead, I'll make due on my own!"

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Sally had to be discharged from the fire department because
she was always using the water nozzle for personal pleasure,
as a result they were losing too many houses!
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Old July 7th, 2015, 10:47 AM   #1444
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They say you take your life into your hands driving the highways
these days ... so this guy is making sure he's prepared!
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Jedadiah Holscroft took a lot of shit in his life from people, and with his unique grave marker it appears he will be taking even more from them in his afterlife as well!
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I got a mention in the "Wank Club" thread..
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get that damn pipe away from my tits!
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