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Old 01-21-2018, 10:17 AM   #13131
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What do you call a husband and wife fishing?

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(ps is it ok to post pictures with jokes/cartoons on this thread pease?)
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Old 01-21-2018, 10:31 AM   #13132
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(is it ok to post pictures with jokes/cartoons on this thread pease?)
It's not prohibited... but bear in mind that, as with books-turned-into-movies, mental (or word-) pictures were often better.
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Old 01-21-2018, 11:01 AM   #13133
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To build my confidence, I went to a shopping mol and surveyed a 100 passing women with the question of " do you find me attractive"?
I produced the pie chart below from the answers.
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Old 01-21-2018, 11:13 AM   #13134
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a shopping mol
Was your Moll in Flanders?
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Old 01-21-2018, 11:48 AM   #13135
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I went to the pub last night and saw a big girl dancing on a table,

I said to her, "Great legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile "Do you really think so? "

I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now."
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Old 01-21-2018, 12:40 PM   #13136
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I can tell a girl's bra size by reading the label
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Old 01-21-2018, 10:15 PM   #13137
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I saw my mate Dave this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted, "Where you off to Dave?"
He said "I'm going to change a light bulb."
I said that's gonna be a bit awkward isn't it?
He replied "Not really, I've still got my receipt"
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I have a really great joke about communism, but it's only funny if everyone gets it
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Well chuffed with myself. Got a new job at a chess set making factory.



I'm on knights this week.
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