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Old 11-20-2016, 10:06 PM   #12101
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Can insomnia ever be cured? I spent many sleepless nights dwelling upon that question.
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Old 11-20-2016, 10:33 PM   #12102
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"That's your blood type if things kick off."

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Old 11-20-2016, 11:55 PM   #12103
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Apparently my new book about poltergeists has been flying off the shelves.
My new book about anger management is all the rage.
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Old 11-20-2016, 11:58 PM   #12104
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My new book about building the perfect basement is a.... best cellar.

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I tried to write a book about sex, but I never published it. It was fucked.
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Old 11-21-2016, 07:43 PM   #12108
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I've just had a book published about gossiping. Everybody's talking about it.
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Old 11-21-2016, 08:01 PM   #12109
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Old 11-21-2016, 08:31 PM   #12110
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It's not very good.
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