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Old 11-10-2016, 10:26 AM   #12051
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That little guy is notorious inspite of the americanist disguise ... take a look to Donalds hairdress ... hm, somewhere I have seen it before ...


"O say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming ... "
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Old 11-10-2016, 11:39 AM   #12052
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A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stos him. He says. "Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those pengins to the zoo!" The man does that.
The next day in the same spot, trhe man still has the penguins. Once again he drives past the policeman. "Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!" "I did," replied the man. "We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!"
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Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the tv and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any..
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Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back.
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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Old 11-10-2016, 10:15 PM   #12053
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Apparently, Donald Trump has announced that the building of the US/Mexican border wall will commence when he's recruited enough illegal immigrants to build it.
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Old 11-11-2016, 08:51 AM   #12054
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So Kim Jong Il, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are taking a break from a world leaders peace conference and walking along a beach when they find a magic lamp, and sure enough a Genie appears and offers each a wish.
Lil' Kim jumps in first "I want the greatest army the world has ever seen, their numbers so vast that nobody can count them, their weapons so advance nobody an oppose them!"
"Your wish is granted" Says the Genie
Trump looking worried pipes up "I want a wall, an impenetrable wall two thousand feet high and all the way around America!"
"Your wish is granted" says the Genie turning to Putin.
The Russian smirks and says "This wall, fill it with water!".........
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God created woman, man created porn... art... porn I get confused still a great combination
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Old 11-11-2016, 08:56 AM   #12055
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A man walks on a bridge.
Suddenly a voice shouts :"Help me I'm drowning. I don't know how to swim!".

Neither do I. And I do not shout.....
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Old 11-11-2016, 12:00 PM   #12056
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An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrragements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently", she replied. The old gentleman say quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"
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Old 11-11-2016, 02:41 PM   #12057
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"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.
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I just had to post this.....

Today our boss walked up to us and said, "At 11 O'clock today we will be observing a two minute silence". To which my colleague replied, "As a tribute to Leonard Cohen?"
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I just had to post this.....

Today our boss walked up to us and said, "At 11 O'clock today we will be observing a two minute silence". To which my colleague replied, "As a tribute to Leonard Cohen?"
Two minutes of silence just because the Carnival season starts? Don't like it either ... but this seems exaggerated to me ...
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