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Old 11-17-2016, 11:47 AM   #12051
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Big Grin The one and only really funny knock-knock joke I can think of ...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Let me out!
Let me out who?
Let me out of this damned coffin ...
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Old 11-17-2016, 12:42 PM   #12052
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I think no one around has yet commented on the fact that Donald Trump when visiting Barack Obama in White House used his rear entrance ...
But strangely enough since his coming out he speaks as if Obama had paid a visit to him - finally he seems to get used to Obama care ... or was it by Obama care?
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Old 11-17-2016, 02:09 PM   #12053
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Did you hear the one about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, "Bach,Bach,Bach."
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C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."
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A sign at a music shop: " Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet."
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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ba-Na-Na-Naaaaaa ( the opening strands of his ninth Symphony )
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Paddy and Murphy are having a pint in the pub, when some scuba divers come on the TV. Paddy says, "Murphy, why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out of the boat?" Murphy thinks for a minute then says, "That's easy. It's 'cos if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the frigging boat!"
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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ba-Na-Na-Naaaaaa ( the opening strands of his ninth Symphony )
Hate to be pedantic, but that his 5th Symphony. Great joke though!!!!
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And his favourite fruits were probably the cherries of his female piano students ...
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Hate to be pedantic, but that his 5th Symphony. Great joke though!!!!
I was typing from an internet joke site. Darn them!!
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I was typing from an internet joke site. Darn them!!
What!!!!

Here I was thinking you were you were making all these jokes up yourself.
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Hate to be pedantic, but that his 5th Symphony. Great joke though!!!!
You have to admit, he put out some def jams.

ps. I wrote that, just now.

pps. No, I'm not going to quit my day job.
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Old 11-18-2016, 01:46 PM   #12060
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Well, deaf composers are quite common in modern music, aren't they ...
Song competitions are in fact like paralympics today ...
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