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Old 08-21-2016, 05:05 PM   #11631
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Old 08-22-2016, 07:08 AM   #11632
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Old 08-22-2016, 09:15 AM   #11633
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Old 08-22-2016, 11:31 AM   #11634
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Old 08-22-2016, 06:07 PM   #11635
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You should know E. It belongs in the corny joke thread, IMO. Which you seem to be avoiding, possibly because no anal allowed????
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I"d been asking my wife to try anal sex for some months and she finally agreed the night before last . It was great , but we agreed not to try it again until I stop bleeding




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Old 08-22-2016, 08:10 PM   #11636
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I"d been asking my wife to try anal sex for some months and she finally agreed the night before last . It was great , but we agreed not to try it again until I stop bleeding




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I"d been asking my wife to try anal sex for some months and she finally agreed the night before last . It was great , but we agreed not to try it again until I stop bleeding
Maybe next international women's day


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FYI there are a few jokes on here that I do not thank. It is not because they may not be funny but they are Eurocentric and I don't "bloody well" understand them.
Cuts both ways. The muffler gag a few posts ago doesn't really work in countries where exhaust pipes aren't called mufflers. Frinstance.
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Old 08-23-2016, 02:17 PM   #11640
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Cuts both ways. The muffler gag a few posts ago doesn't really work in countries where exhaust pipes aren't called mufflers. Frinstance.

Wasn't complaining but explaining. I also realize it goes both ways. E could probably explain the last part better than the rest of us though.
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