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Old 07-26-2016, 05:47 PM   #11631
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An elderly lady in the bank earlier today asked me if I could help check her balance ,

So I pushed her over.
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Old 07-26-2016, 07:06 PM   #11632
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An elderly lady in the bank earlier today asked me if I could help check her balance ,

So I pushed her over.
Was her name Eileen?
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Old 07-26-2016, 08:08 PM   #11633
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I was going out with a girl called Rumour. I had to end it though as I kept hearing that she was spreading all over town.
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Old 07-27-2016, 10:10 AM   #11634
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Forgot to tell the wife I'd swapped our bed for a trampoline.

When she found out, she went through the roof!

(apologies if done before but couldn't find it)
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Old 07-27-2016, 10:44 AM   #11635
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(apologies if done before but couldn't find it)
Couldn't find it or preferred not to? A simple search of this thread for the word "trampoline" (no quotes) easily finds it for you. 10 results, some closely related versions of the same joke as yours, some elaborations upon those, some unrelated.
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Old 07-27-2016, 11:02 AM   #11636
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Couldn't find it or preferred not to? ...
Forgivable. He was busy to get his wife from the roof ...
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Forgivable. He was busy to get his wife from the roof ...
I understand the busy. I understand the not bothering/wanting to search. But that wasn't all that he put his energies into.
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Old 07-27-2016, 11:25 AM   #11638
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... But that wasn't all that he put his energies into.
So if his wife went through the roof because of his energy, he could easily have forgot about the trampoline ...
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Couldn't find it or preferred not to? A simple search of this thread for the word "trampoline" (no quotes) easily finds it for you. 10 results, some closely related versions of the same joke as yours, some elaborations upon those, some unrelated.
Sorry effCup. You know, such is my callow ignorance, I never noticed that there was a search facility within threads. D'oh!
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Can't believe it's exactly a year since thieves raided my herb garden.

Where did the thyme go?
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