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Old 07-28-2016, 11:48 AM   #11631
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What a cute little boy, isn't he. Rather advanced for his years ... Could become the next Donald Trump ...
Little Johnny's far too intelligent to sink THAT low...
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Old 07-28-2016, 11:51 AM   #11632
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Lacking fins or tail
the gefilte fish swims with
great difficulty.

Beyond Valium,
peace is knowing one's child
is an internist.

On Passover we
opened the door for Elijah.
Now our cat is gone.

After a warm rain
the sweet smell of camellias
Did you wipe your feet?

Her lips near my ear,
Aunt Sadie whispers the name
of her friend's disease.

Today I am a man.
Tomorrow I will return
to the seventh grade.

The sparkling blue sea
reminds me to wait an hour
after my sandwich.

Like a bonsai tree,
is your terrible posture
at my dinner table.

Jews on safari--
map, compass,elephant gun,
hard sucking candies.

The same kimono
the top geishas are wearing:
I got it at Loehmann's.

Mom, please! There is no
need to put that dinner roll
in your pocketbook.

Seven-foot Jews in
the NBA slam-dunking!
My alarm clock rings.

Sorry I'm not home
to take your call. At the tone
please state your bad news.

Is one Nobel Prize
so much to ask from a child
after all I've done?

Quietly murmured
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Yanks 5, Red Sox 3.

Hard to tell under the lights.
White Yarmulke or
male-pattern baldness
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Old 07-28-2016, 12:13 PM   #11633
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Little Johnny's far too intelligent to sink THAT low...
Do not know what you Americans have ... Trumpelstiltskin is sooo entertaining ... if you look at him from very far abroad ...
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Old 07-28-2016, 12:18 PM   #11634
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little boy[...] advanced for his years ... the next Donald Trump
What? & become retarded for his ears?
No, wait: hair? Eyes? Nose?

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Old 07-28-2016, 12:29 PM   #11635
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little boy [...] advanced for his years ... Could become the next Donald Trump ...
Progress can go many ways ... there are even progressive diseases like cancer ...
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Oh, of course: it's his mouth!
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Old 07-29-2016, 12:46 AM   #11637
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Old 07-29-2016, 04:30 AM   #11638
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At work, I've being trying to find out what caused a lice outbreak.
It's a real head scratcher.
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Old 07-29-2016, 05:21 AM   #11639
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At work, I've being trying to find out what caused a lice outbreak.
It's a real head scratcher.
I bet You're itching to discover the truth...
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Old 07-29-2016, 09:18 AM   #11640
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No need to get crabby about it
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