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June 21st, 2016, 09:35 PM

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A man goes into a chip shop and says, "A portion of chips and a steak & kiddley pie please"

shopkeeper replies, "you mean a steak & kidney pie?"

"I said that diddle I"

You won't believe me, but I was only thinking of that joke last Thursday.

I was remembering it from a comedy show about a comedian, which was on Brit tv in the early 80's.

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June 21st, 2016, 10:31 PM	#11132
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must be new lawn sowed on the opposite nature strip

Your mind is far too clean for this thread, E.

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June 22nd, 2016, 07:50 AM	#11134
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June 22nd, 2016, 07:51 AM	#11135
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,520 Thanked 14,183 Times in 1,074 Posts	My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia, well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what the snide bastard was thinking.

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My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia, well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what the snide bastard was thinking.

My doctor actually did tell me that I was suffering from paranoia, but she was wrong. I'm not suffering at all.

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June 22nd, 2016, 04:22 PM	#11139
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