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June 21st, 2016, 09:35 PM | #11131 | |
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You won't believe me, but I was only thinking of that joke last Thursday. I was remembering it from a comedy show about a comedian, which was on Brit tv in the early 80's.
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June 21st, 2016, 10:31 PM | #11132 |
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Should Britain vote to leave the EU, Brits can buy more powerful hoovers.
While all other Europeans can buy hoovers that really suck.
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June 22nd, 2016, 04:07 AM | #11133 |
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June 22nd, 2016, 07:50 AM | #11134 |
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If a blind girl ever tells you that you have a big dick, she's probably just pulling your leg
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June 22nd, 2016, 07:51 AM | #11135 |
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My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia, well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what the snide bastard was thinking.
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June 22nd, 2016, 12:44 PM | #11136 |
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Don't know what people mean, only what they say
My doctor actually did tell me that I was suffering from paranoia, but she was wrong. I'm not suffering at all.
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June 22nd, 2016, 02:01 PM | #11137 |
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A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said, "I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"
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June 22nd, 2016, 02:51 PM | #11138 |
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What do you call a fake noodle ?
An impasta
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June 22nd, 2016, 04:22 PM | #11139 |
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Uh huh , I've just raised the corny joke bar.. OR dramatically lowered it , depending upon your perspective.
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June 22nd, 2016, 06:32 PM | #11140 |
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