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Old 05-14-2016, 01:48 PM   #11131
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I love my neighbor's. They make me a much better person. Not by example but by comparison.
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Old 05-15-2016, 11:47 AM   #11132
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Elections are run by the public relations industry. Its primary task is commercial advertising, which is designed to undermine markets by creating uninformed consumers who will make irrational choices--the exact opposite of how markets are supposed to work, but certainly familiar to anyone who has watched television.

It's only natural that when enlisted to run elections, the industry would adopt the same procedures in the interests of the paymasters, who certainly don't want to see informed citizens making rational choices.

The victims, however, do not have to obey, in either case. Passivity may be the easy course, but it is hardly the honorable one.
Noam Chomsky (2015) Because we say so, pp.66-7.
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Old 05-15-2016, 05:20 PM   #11133
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You should write your congressperson about it.
But I donīt have any congress person, or do I?
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Old 05-16-2016, 09:39 AM   #11134
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Bloody Foreigner! Coming over here wanting to know what love is.
Not only do they wanna know what Love is, they want YOU to tell them.
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Insomnia sufferers, look on the bright side... only 3 more sleeps to Christmas !!
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My sister was a ship's captain at nine. She was such a great skipper.
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Not only do they wanna know what Love is, they want YOU to tell them.
And they expect you to pay them to listen to them tell you that they want you to tell them what love is!
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When a girl loses her virginity at least she still has the box it came in.

You know you are ugly when a store turns it's security cameras off.
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And they expect you to pay them to listen to them tell you that they want you to tell them what love is!
Oh, I know. And I know. And I know...
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