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Old 04-21-2016, 04:35 PM   #11131
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I thought Britain liked being the Canary in a Coalmine?
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Old 04-22-2016, 07:36 AM   #11132
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.
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Old 04-22-2016, 09:33 AM   #11133
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Uniforms attract women like flies, so i never wear uniforms because I don't like women who look like flies.
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.
I thought it was "What do You call a camel with three humps" ?
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Old 04-22-2016, 02:30 PM   #11135
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.
Hmm, or thirsty?
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The judge in a criminal case in Dublin was shocked when the accused pleaded guilty to the charge but was acquitted by the jury.
"How did you arrive at that verdict?" the judge asked the foreman of the jury.
"Well, your honour," said the foreman, "Everybody except you knows him to be the biggest liar in Ireland!"


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....And that's how the fight started.....
I accidentally rear ended a midget in a Mini Cooper.
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I asked "Which one are you, then?"

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Old 04-22-2016, 11:58 PM   #11138
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.
What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

Still no idea.
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