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Old May 2nd, 2012, 03:05 PM   #1571
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Granted. However, you go broke buying golden eggs for that damn goose to screw.

I wish everyone in the USA would send me one American dollar.
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Old May 2nd, 2012, 05:42 PM   #1572
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I wish everyone in the USA would send me one American dollar.
Granted everyone in America clubs together and sends you exactly one dollar.....don't spend it all at once.

I wish the Six Million Dollar Man realised the effects of inflation
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Granted everyone in America clubs together and sends you exactly one dollar.....don't spend it all at once.

I wish the Six Million Dollar Man realised the effects of inflation
Granted. He realizes the effects, and shoots a bullet through his head.


I wish all members of parliament would be drug tested.
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Old May 2nd, 2012, 06:19 PM   #1574
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I wish all members of parliament would be drug tested.
They are.....and then bankrupt the country by claiming it back in expenses.

I wish HM Govt was on drugs
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They are.....and then bankrupt the country by claiming it back in expenses.

I wish HM Govt was on drugs
Granted. New titles have been assigned as appropriate. Hookahs Rolling Papers Hash, (H.R.H.), Primo Marijuana (P.M.), House of 'Ludes, House of Cocaines and so on. God Save The Queen will be replaced with McCartney's Hi, Hi, Hi.

I wish to obtain the contract to supply the government with it's recreational needs.
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I wish to obtain the contract to supply the government with it's recreational needs.
Granted you do and promptly get screwed over by the gov paying in Zimbabwean Dollars and denying everything later......then they introduce a drugs tax and throw you in the slammer for evasion......you can't beat the system man

I wish I would stop wishing my life away.
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I wish I would stop wishing my life away.
Granted. Tomorrow or the day after, you will become a procrastinator.

I wish I could become a procrastinator sooner or later.
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Granted. Tomorrow or the day after, you will become a procrastinator.

I wish I could become a procrastinator sooner or later.
Granted. You lose your amateur crastinator status when TCO95 sends you all of his Zimbabwean dollars. Sooner or later you'll spend all those dollars on something, I haven't decided what. Ask me later.

I wish I owned the rights to Brough Superior motorcycles.
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Granted. You lose your amateur crastinator status when TCO95 sends you all of his Zimbabwean dollars. Sooner or later you'll spend all those dollars on something, I haven't decided what. Ask me later.

I wish I owned the rights to Brough Superior motorcycles.
Granted. I will buy them from you with all those Zimbabwean Dollars so I don't have to move to a bigger place.

I wish to be paid in gold bullion from now on.
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I wish to be paid in gold bullion from now on.
Granted just at the point asteroid mining starts and gold becomes as common as Zimbabwean Dollars and worth only half as much.

I wish I had cream for me asteroids
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