Reasons For Your Break-Ups - Page 3

**billybunter** · December 24th, 2010, 12:25 PM

My ex Mrs BB accused me of shagging a girl in my local. I hadn't then. But I have now. But I know some rumours were being spread by a friend of my ex

but life moves on.
To be honest i'm happier now. I know your right hand or fleshlight etc is not the same thing. But I don't have anymore headaches.

**GailFan** · December 24th, 2010, 11:46 PM

My one and only girlfriend dumped me because I'm ugly.

**scoundrel** · December 24th, 2010, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GailFan

My one and only girlfriend dumped me because I'm ugly.

I commiserate. But just as beauty is more than skin deep, so true ugliness comes from deep within. It is a quality which is expressed by anyone who has ever claimed to be ending a relationship for this reason. This begs the question of why did they begin the relationship. GailFan; did this woman deserve you? I rather think not.

Jack Keroact · December 25th, 2010, 12:13 AM

Women are half animal, half human. This means that money and power, or the promise of it, appear more important than love. The top dog get to pick, the footballer, blah, blah. They do get fooled by the William Shatner effect (feign power by shouting loud) but they'll evenutally figure it out. Men in fact less practical and everything we're trained to know is wrong. When older, the power thing reverses, men have the upper hand. ha ha ha

**otokonomidori** · December 25th, 2010, 12:54 AM

Relationships largely end in tears or in indifference - everything you love will be swept away.

MaxJoker · December 25th, 2010, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by fleetwood77

everything you love will be swept away.

Never more so if you happen to love toast crumbs .

imracerx · December 25th, 2010, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Never more so if you happen to love toast crumbs .

Not so much swept away as licked up off of the floor by the dog.....

MaxJoker · December 25th, 2010, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by imracerx

Not so much swept away as licked up off of the floor by the dog.....

Well if you can convince your partner to do that , then all power to you

Me i have enough trouble just trying to get bitches to lick my weeny

By the way i hope my fellow members will excuse my tough rapper talk , only a taxi pulled up outside 20 minutes ago to let some drunken revelers out, and an a typical " Gonna do dem ho`s good n hard " type gangster from the streets corporate controlled rap song was blearing out .

What can i say i`m easily influenced

Never more so when under the influence

MaxJoker · December 25th, 2010, 04:52 AM

Reasons For Your Break-Ups

She stopped twitching so i thought i might as well bury her .

imracerx · December 25th, 2010, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Reasons For Your Break-Ups

She stopped twitching so i thought i might as well bury her .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdwKB...eature=related

December 24th, 2010, 12:25 PM	#21
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December 24th, 2010, 11:46 PM	#22
GailFan No longer active Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Suicide Alley Posts: 2,797 Thanks: 27,507 Thanked 61,946 Times in 2,770 Posts	My one and only girlfriend dumped me because I'm ugly.

December 25th, 2010, 12:13 AM	#24
Jack Keroact Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 107 Thanks: 63 Thanked 771 Times in 101 Posts	Women are half animal, half human. This means that money and power, or the promise of it, appear more important than love. The top dog get to pick, the footballer, blah, blah. They do get fooled by the William Shatner effect (feign power by shouting loud) but they'll evenutally figure it out. Men in fact less practical and everything we're trained to know is wrong. When older, the power thing reverses, men have the upper hand. ha ha ha

December 25th, 2010, 12:54 AM	#25
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,410 Times in 8,316 Posts	Relationships largely end in tears or in indifference - everything you love will be swept away.