If you could give your younger self one piece of advice what would it be ? - Page 29

MaxJoker · September 21st, 2017, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

That's quite specific.

If it wasn't how would younger me know what Chinese not to use when

Or should I say (I shall , I shall) , what Chinese not to get talked into using as it`s the closest to where you`re seated that evening.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

But the Indian takeaway advice is always sound.

Yep , can seldom go wrong with an Indian takeout.

Unless it`s in an area known for cats going missing

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

No! Stay for a bit and join me and Max for the curry.

That`d have to be one hell of a large order.

To saying nothing of our individual Naan breads.

MaxJoker · April 14th, 2019, 05:57 PM

Don't strangle random eighteenth victim Doris Stokes ,

Club her instead with a hammer for example ,

It`ll save you wrenching your thumbs and causing mild discomfort for a couple days.

**Motorboater** · April 20th, 2019, 02:30 AM

Ahhhh! Now I get it. Many years after I stopped caring.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aVQb7JoRep0

MaxJoker · October 28th, 2019, 03:37 PM

**Princess Amy** · October 30th, 2019, 02:56 PM

Go lesbian and stay away from men they only break your heart.

MaxJoker · October 30th, 2019, 04:35 PM

Become transgender-ed . Believe me by the time you`re forty you`ll have the juicy tits for it.

Doverben · February 18th, 2020, 05:00 PM

Practical advice:

Get a food intolerance test: what is making you itch?
Don't use some hay fever treatments: they make you fall asleep
You can say no! Or tell people to fuck off.
Avoid the ones called Victoria.
Mind the beer and cider as it'll make your belly bigger
Watching Rocco Siffredi WILL improve your technique
You like all that old porn: become a member VEF earlier

and that is about it

**CallMeMaybe** · February 18th, 2020, 05:25 PM

Stay away from tequila...

**Baresfan** · February 18th, 2020, 10:36 PM

This is the going back in time and stepping on a butterfly question - I'm relatively happy with my life even looking back over the bumps in the road. I'd just shut up.

C_hill77 · November 14th, 2021, 05:37 AM

When your 22 and you bump into the 5ft 1 size 6 blonde 16 year old from 8 doors down in pub with her older sister take the opportunity while you can, because when your see her again 15 years later you will find that she had a massive crush on you since the age of 14. And that night after snogging by the fag machine she went to girls bogs and bought condoms!!

Going clubbing that night, was a massive mistake!!!!!!!

View Poll Results: What would you tell your much younger self if given the opportunity ?
Never ask a woman directions	15	4.44%
To always check for toilet paper before sitting	19	5.62%
Keep your eye on the ball, unless in a gym changing room	53	15.68%
Don`t wear a condom you find in the sea	17	5.03%
The lottery numbers of every single draw	47	13.91%
That he`s really his own sister	19	5.62%
To avoid this forum as it could damage the health of his groin and eyesight	64	18.93%
If Capone send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue	67	19.82%
Nothing whatsoever ,i don`t like myself	37	10.95%
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April 20th, 2019, 02:30 AM	#283
Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,325 Thanks: 41,491 Thanked 38,249 Times in 4,299 Posts	Ahhhh! Now I get it. Many years after I stopped caring. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aVQb7JoRep0

October 30th, 2019, 02:56 PM	#285
Princess Amy Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: Bakersfield ca. Posts: 682 Thanks: 1,904 Thanked 12,633 Times in 686 Posts	Go lesbian and stay away from men they only break your heart.

February 18th, 2020, 05:00 PM	#287
Doverben Senior Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 341 Thanks: 17,778 Thanked 7,403 Times in 332 Posts	Practical advice: Get a food intolerance test: what is making you itch? Don't use some hay fever treatments: they make you fall asleep You can say no! Or tell people to fuck off. Avoid the ones called Victoria. Mind the beer and cider as it'll make your belly bigger Watching Rocco Siffredi WILL improve your technique You like all that old porn: become a member VEF earlier and that is about it

February 18th, 2020, 05:25 PM	#288
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	Stay away from tequila...

February 18th, 2020, 10:36 PM	#289
Baresfan Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,060 Thanks: 2,313 Thanked 14,181 Times in 1,013 Posts	This is the going back in time and stepping on a butterfly question - I'm relatively happy with my life even looking back over the bumps in the road. I'd just shut up.

November 14th, 2021, 05:37 AM	#290
C_hill77 Member Join Date: Nov 2021 Posts: 13 Thanks: 194 Thanked 131 Times in 12 Posts	When your 22 and you bump into the 5ft 1 size 6 blonde 16 year old from 8 doors down in pub with her older sister take the opportunity while you can, because when your see her again 15 years later you will find that she had a massive crush on you since the age of 14. And that night after snogging by the fag machine she went to girls bogs and bought condoms!! Going clubbing that night, was a massive mistake!!!!!!!