What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 101

**tygrkhat40** · September 18th, 2017, 02:10 PM

If you're gonna make a sandwich out of it, hello...hot dog rolls!

Estreeter · September 18th, 2017, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

If you're gonna make a sandwich out of it, hello...hot dog rolls!

Mate

Feel sick now, check what I just posted in the favourite food thread

If I don't sleep, someone's gonna get banned, won't be you though

**Dropped52** · September 20th, 2017, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

As what I've learned today for final is the "A Baker's Dozen" thread in funnies continues to be a slow pain in the arse.

Don't know what it is only whenever I try to post on there it takes a bastard age for the lousy thread to submit my contribution.
We`re talking sometimes ten to twenty minutes.
By which time someone else has posted and my own is redundant.
If it was working fine then this

Child stars (nothing illegal) who have lost their looks in legal age

1. Dakota Fanning
2. Macaulay Culkin
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Fred Savage
5. Justin Bieber
6. Mayim Bialik
7. Greenman
8. Gary Coleman
9.

Would have been posted there fifteen minutes ago

Yes I put Gary Coleman.
What you don't think he`s lost his looks

He died seven years ago

Anyway every other thread is fine apart from that one.
Maybe Greenie put a gypsy curse on it

Wouldn't put it past the rogue

Oh now it`s posted.
Eighteen minutes after the fact.
Bah , etc

why no love for Fred savage? I'm not gay but if he was paying for sex I'd give him a throw lol seriously tho his brother Ben has weathered worse and he didnt make your list! also miley Cyrus should be on there, she looks like 7 miles of bad road.

**Dropped52** · September 20th, 2017, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SpermShooter

Today I learned that my dick does not belong in a sandwich press.....

today I learned Mr spermshooter made bologna the hard way out of his man meat, thank God you didn't use a George Forman grill

**deepsepia** · September 21st, 2017, 03:58 AM

I've learned "never locate the circuit breaker for the garage door opener inside the garage"

**Roubignol** · September 21st, 2017, 12:38 PM

This week after making the jams so as not to let the fruits of the garden rot, I learned that it was a rather tedious job.
People who do housework, make homemade jam, take care of children deserve a salary.
That's why I'm for the unconditional basic income for everybody on this planet.

MaxJoker · September 21st, 2017, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dropped52

why no love for Fred savage?

No love

Why I get his sausages shipped in special

Yes why.
Something I always ask myself

Until sink these second hand dentures in, chew and my taste bubs get flooded with only the spicy juices Fred Savage`s sausage can supply

**Dropped52** · September 21st, 2017, 06:49 PM

oh god that is amazing, savage sausage. I'm sold

**wimbo77** · September 21st, 2017, 07:02 PM

Don't trust certain Aldi products. Possibly manky as f***, particularly some of their vegetables.

**sandhunter** · September 22nd, 2017, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Mate : someone's gonna get banned, won't be you though

If you want to ban someone ban the person who originally posted this picture

I mean really joking about that magic elixer that's just the max

September 18th, 2017, 02:10 PM	#1001
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wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,396 Times in 9,160 Posts	Don't trust certain Aldi products. Possibly manky as f***, particularly some of their vegetables. __________________

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September 21st, 2017, 12:38 PM	#1006
Roubignol Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mice Planet Posts: 3,882 Thanks: 15,974 Thanked 29,727 Times in 3,826 Posts	This week after making the jams so as not to let the fruits of the garden rot, I learned that it was a rather tedious job. People who do housework, make homemade jam, take care of children deserve a salary. That's why I'm for the unconditional basic income for everybody on this planet.

September 21st, 2017, 06:49 PM	#1008
Dropped52 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Az Posts: 928 Thanks: 18,722 Thanked 8,602 Times in 918 Posts	oh god that is amazing, savage sausage. I'm sold