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April 29th, 2012, 11:59 PM | #1561 |
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Granted, but he that denied it, supplied it.
I wish that other people thought that my farts smelled nice.
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April 30th, 2012, 01:15 AM | #1562 | |
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I wish high pressure weather systems wouldn't give me headaches. |
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April 30th, 2012, 04:41 PM | #1563 |
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Granted high pressure never bothers you again as you are permanently stuck under the mother of low pressure systems the hurricane.
I wish I was brave enough to be a storm chaser
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April 30th, 2012, 09:58 PM | #1564 | |
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I wish Simon Cowell would give me power of attorney over his business. |
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April 30th, 2012, 11:44 PM | #1565 |
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Granted. Unfortunately you misread his job advertisment & you now have the power of attorney over his asses and not assets, 1000 of them on his immense Donkey Sanctuary in Oldham.
I wish I could sail around the world single-handedly.
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May 1st, 2012, 12:23 AM | #1566 | |
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May 1st, 2012, 09:30 AM | #1567 |
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Granted. In gratitude, he appoints you you Director of the EPA, where your job will be to protect Humpback and Sperm whales.
I wish the whales to express their gratitude in their usual manner.
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May 1st, 2012, 06:28 PM | #1568 | |
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I wish for the cow that produces the milk of kindness
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May 1st, 2012, 11:55 PM | #1569 |
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Granted, but it has mad cow disease.
I wish to give @llatse@ a bull so he can always get cream for his coffee.
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May 2nd, 2012, 12:46 AM | #1570 | |
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