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Old May 26th, 2018, 02:33 PM   #2891
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Estreeters biggest regret in life is that he has not visited a Michael Jackson concert.

This torments him at night.
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Old May 26th, 2018, 02:37 PM   #2892
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Estreeters biggest regret in life is that he has not visited a Michael Jackson concert.

This torments him at night.

E's biggest regret was finding out as a kid that he was Michael Jackson's type and not offering him his services.
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Old May 26th, 2018, 02:47 PM   #2893
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Estreeters biggest regret in life is that he has not visited a Michael Jackson concert.

This torments him at night.
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E's biggest regret was finding out as a kid that he was Michael Jackson's type and not offering him his services.
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My biggest is that neither of you were there holding hands with me
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Old May 26th, 2018, 04:34 PM   #2894
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My biggest is that neither of you were there holding hands with me

HEY!!! You told me to fuck off or was it fuck me.
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Old May 26th, 2018, 04:43 PM   #2895
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Old May 26th, 2018, 04:53 PM   #2896
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HEY!!! You told me to fuck off or was it fuck me.
The answer I give depends on which you prefer to hear
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Old May 26th, 2018, 06:36 PM   #2897
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Wendigo once had a blind date with a greyhound.

They got on like a house on fire and now live together in a tiny doghouse.
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Old May 26th, 2018, 10:29 PM   #2898
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Old May 26th, 2018, 11:43 PM   #2899
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Estreeter took TM's advice and tried an all veggie pizza: black and green olives, broccoli, green, orange and red sweet pepper slices, tomatoes, onions, a variety of mushrooms, artichoke, spinach and pineapple.Estreeter said it was so good he might never eat a pizza with meat on it ever again.
Estreeter is now receiving royalties as a source of natural gas by his local utility, but the customers are complaining about foul odors.
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Chromax purchased a lifetime supply of Lilly The Pink's Medicinal Compounds off the dark web. He's now Emperor Of Rome and intends to throw Messrs Hombre, Estreeter and Joker to the wild lemmings in the arena for the entertainment of us VEF plebs.
True except for jokerman who is one of the wild lemmings
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