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May 31st, 2019, 08:25 AM | #1751 |
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May 31st, 2019, 05:21 PM | #1752 |
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May 31st, 2019, 05:33 PM | #1753 |
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Whats worse than sleeping with a 3 yr old?
When she turns round and says "she's had better"
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May 31st, 2019, 11:11 PM | #1754 |
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Why is the Catholic Church against the use of birth control?
The condoms kept getting stuck in the altar boys' braces.
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June 1st, 2019, 07:48 AM | #1755 |
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June 1st, 2019, 07:50 AM | #1756 |
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A bloke see's a young girl standing at the top of a cliff crying her heart out. "whats wrong" he asks? "well" she says "my parents have just driving off the end of the cliff in the car, their dead! their fuc*ing dead!
The man turns to her and undoes his flies "your days just getting worse aint it love"
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June 1st, 2019, 04:39 PM | #1757 |
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Too soon ?
Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name ,
Six gold medals, Four silver medals , Plus one argument with a woman .
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June 1st, 2019, 09:45 PM | #1758 |
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Gary Glitter rides a couple of six year old girls, and he gets three years. Poor old Christopher Reeve rode a horse, and they gave him the fucking chair!!
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June 2nd, 2019, 04:12 PM | #1759 |
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My son got burned last year while lighting fireworks ,
Even though told him to light them at arms length , So now he's badly scarred for life, As well as being a thalidomide.
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June 3rd, 2019, 12:42 AM | #1760 |
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what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?
Nothing, ya told her twice.
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