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May 27th, 2019, 07:39 AM	#551
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,352 Thanked 210,193 Times in 15,752 Posts	when your grandson joins you in the retirement home __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,856 Thanks: 3,497,606 Thanked 345,009 Times in 29,962 Posts	when you and a baby are both wearing a diaper __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,352 Thanked 210,193 Times in 15,752 Posts	when your teeth falls out

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May 28th, 2019, 10:31 PM	#554
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,856 Thanks: 3,497,606 Thanked 345,009 Times in 29,962 Posts	when your farts clear out an aisle at the grocery store __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 29th, 2019, 08:26 PM	#555
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,352 Thanked 210,193 Times in 15,752 Posts	when your legs goes on strike __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,856 Thanks: 3,497,606 Thanked 345,009 Times in 29,962 Posts	no amount of beer will make your ugly Mother in law look good __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,856 Thanks: 3,497,606 Thanked 345,009 Times in 29,962 Posts	Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,352 Thanked 210,193 Times in 15,752 Posts	when you miss the 2nd world war __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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