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April 22nd, 2017, 02:17 PM | #311 |
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The tractors stuck and the tow chains broke. Can I borrow your girdle?
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May 15th, 2017, 11:08 AM | #312 |
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Q. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
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November 4th, 2017, 04:26 PM | #313 |
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313 ~ Do you mind crossing your legs ?. I've not eaten yet and you`re putting me off lunch
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October 17th, 2018, 08:43 AM | #314 |
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314 Of course you are a MILF.....Mother In Law....FUUUUCK!
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October 17th, 2018, 01:45 PM | #315 |
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Morning Mrs Webster, have you seen my mate Bob who came on Debbie's face before me last night? |
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October 17th, 2018, 02:41 PM | #316 |
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Well Christmas is coming up and I`d rather spend me money elsewhere
315 ~ Is it too late to abort your daughter ?
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October 22nd, 2018, 06:03 PM | #317 |
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316 We absolutely don't celebrate Chrsistmas this year neither new eve.
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October 22nd, 2018, 07:06 PM | #318 |
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317 I wish your daughter appreciated eggs and bacon more than anal sex
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October 23rd, 2018, 02:13 AM | #319 |
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318 do the drapes still match the carpet? Or is the carpet to worn out to tell
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October 23rd, 2018, 01:26 PM | #320 |
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Well, that was a lovely blowjob Margaret but you scrape your teeth a bit, unlike your husband did last night
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