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January 30th, 2011, 10:13 AM | #1 |
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Humorous and/or perceptive song lyrics
Perhaps it's my warped sense of humour but there are some class lyrics that make me smile or think, usually the former as thinking is over-rated, at least that what I tell the girls ...
Anyway a few examples to make this less abstract: "I've lived in filth and I've lived in sin But I still smell better than the shit you're in" Iron Maiden, Holy Smoke "Do you love me? I fuck you don't I?" The Macc Lads, Do You Love Me? "Some balls are held for charity, some for fancy dress But those that are held for pleasure are the ones that I like best" AC/DC, Big Balls "In the case of sonic attack It is important to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously" Hawkwind, Sonic Attack "I were right confused over what she said So I supped 10 pints down Old Bears Head" The Macc Lads, Do you love me? "She'll swap a knuckle shuffle for a note to get off games" The Macc Lads, Julie the Schooly "You told me that you loved me. I never fucking did" The Macc Lads, Fluffy Pup "God told me to skin you alive" Dead Kennedys, When Ya Get Drafted And, one of my all-time favourites ... "You'll never walk again" Terraces of Leeds United |
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January 30th, 2011, 01:47 PM | #2 |
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Harry Nilsson - You're breaking my heart
"You're breaking my heart, you're tearing it apart, so fuck you" The Equestrian - Gods' Will "These TV preachers screaming for us sinners to 'repent', The only thing almighty to these clowns are 'Dead Presidents", They jump and shout, genuflect and flounce, If you want to meet god the check better not bounce..." Michael Jackson - Bad. No quote here. Just the fact that Michael Jackson is singing about being a tough ass makes this song absurdly funny
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Juggernauts carving up the countryside Cars by the million on a one way ride Using up the future "Can't Happen Here," Rainbow from the Difficult to Cure album from 1981. |
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Sit On My Face
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too I love to hear you ORALIZE When I'm between your thighs You blow me away Sit On My Face Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and THEN I'LL LOVE YOU TRULY Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine IF WE sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play 'Till we're blown away Monty Python
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The Cult Well, shake it up, you're to blame, got me swaying little honey. My heart's a ball of burning flame, oh, yes it is. Twisting like a cat on a hot tin shack. Lord, have mercy! Come on little sister come on and shake it. |
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Rattlesnake shake Fleetwood Mac
I know this guy his name is Mick he don't care if he ain't got no chick He do the shake , the Rattlesnake shake |
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Time Flies By (When You're A Driver Of A Train)
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UK Nostalgia Freaks see it here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjaBqqfPoK0 |
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Here's a lyric from a song I'm recording for my album - might be the single. It's my take on the current state of affairs in the music industry and also a handy 'How To' guide for the budding musician. The music to it uses the 'Bo Diddly' riff as it's basic rhythm.
ROCK GOD - c2014 theequestrian This here lyric ain't worth shit Won't keep me from singing it Vapid lines with bad cliches But you don't listen anyway The phrasing is tortured, the grammar am real bad Got the makings of a classic This is the 'Bo Diddly' riff Thousanth time that it's been ripped Since he's dead he can't complain Roticerizing in his grave Derivative, uninspired, no originality A certain Grammy winner This is where you put the 'break' It's formula, don't deviate If you crank it up and add Delay They'll never know that you can't play Just bang away on the 'tonic', don't do nothing strange And tell yourself you're Hendrix (Here follows the worst possible solo I can play) If you've no ability Shave your head, grow a goatee They will never ask for more If you dress up like a High School whore Bow to 'Demographics' as your new deity And give the public what they want Don't need talent, don't need skill All you need are 'looks that kill' Strike a pose and act real cool Get the latest version of Pro Tools Only use the pre-sets on your new drum machine And soon you'll be a Rock God
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I hope my next girlfriend sings me this song |
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Sorry for this..I'm not a 'druggie' ...but my first two posts in this thread...are about 'drug' humour situations.
Tom Lehrer...before many of us were born...a 1960 concert recording [audio only with Lyrics] UTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTfuGeKPsZM Quote:
Written and first performed in the early 1950s Tom is really good, just a piano and cutting and humouress comments. Bob Dylan rated Tom alongside Elvis as early influences. The former for intelligence and observation, the latter for charisma and interpretaion. |
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