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December 30th, 2016, 08:50 AM | #11921 |
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December 30th, 2016, 09:11 AM | #11922 |
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December 30th, 2016, 12:38 PM | #11923 |
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I'm thinking of buying a Millennium Falcon. So I said to the dealer, "So I can use my mobile without taking my hands off the controls?" "Oh certainly", he replied, "it's completely Hans Solo".
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December 30th, 2016, 12:47 PM | #11924 |
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December 30th, 2016, 02:24 PM | #11925 |
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What's the difference between a friend and a good friend?
A friend helps you move. A good friend helps you move a body.
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December 30th, 2016, 02:38 PM | #11926 | |
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January 1st, 2017, 06:26 AM | #11927 |
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How time flys...... i remember 2016 like it was yesterday.
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January 1st, 2017, 09:20 AM | #11928 |
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Why doesn't Luke Skywalker smoke? He'd rather Chewbacca.
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January 1st, 2017, 05:09 PM | #11929 |
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January 1st, 2017, 05:11 PM | #11930 |
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Told my son to remember that girls matured faster than boys. He thought about it for a bit and replied "That is not always true Dad. Grandma just started getting whiskers".
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