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July 17th, 2018, 07:24 PM | #1441 |
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I cant understand how people can be racist. I grew up surrounded by black families. Unfortunately due to the recession my dad had to sell them.
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July 17th, 2018, 09:16 PM | #1442 |
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July 18th, 2018, 11:22 AM | #1443 |
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Do you know why Stevie Wonder is always smiling ? ,
He still doesn't know he's black. Why did Helen Keller only ever masturbate with one hand ? , So she could moan with the other. Whats the difference between seeing a field of dead Jews and chopping up an onion ? , Chopping onions makes me cry.
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July 20th, 2018, 04:08 PM | #1444 |
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How do we know Adam and Eve weren't black ? ,
Even God couldn't have taken a rib from them. What was John Lennon's last hit ?, The pavement. Why do Ethiopians sleep with their thumb up their ass ?, So nobody steals breakfast.
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July 21st, 2018, 10:43 PM | #1445 |
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A few months ago i was feeling very sad and was thinking of killing myself. I called a suicide hotline that turned out to be a Muslim suicide hotline and when i told the guy on the phone i wanted to kill myself, he got very excited and asked if i knew how to drive a truck.
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July 21st, 2018, 10:55 PM | #1446 |
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I got a job working for the Samaritans, My first call was from a young female who said she was standing on the railway track as she had enough of life. I said to her please don't, I want to help you, can you please stay on the line.
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What's pink and fluffy & will be lonely this Christmas?
A. Dale Wintons Slippers.
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Had to reluctantly tell my old Gran last night "I think this milk is off" ,
"Well it's been years since anyone sucked on these nipples dear" she said.
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