Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 145

**fatrat1** · July 17th, 2018, 07:24 PM

I cant understand how people can be racist. I grew up surrounded by black families. Unfortunately due to the recession my dad had to sell them.

**ball7** · July 17th, 2018, 09:16 PM

Little Trump had always wanted a friend.
And from Russia with love he came.

MaxJoker · July 18th, 2018, 11:22 AM

Do you know why Stevie Wonder is always smiling ? ,

He still doesn't know he's black.

Why did Helen Keller only ever masturbate with one hand ? ,

So she could moan with the other.

Whats the difference between seeing a field of dead Jews and chopping up an onion ? ,

Chopping onions makes me cry.

MaxJoker · July 20th, 2018, 04:08 PM

How do we know Adam and Eve weren't black ? ,

Even God couldn't have taken a rib from them.

What was John Lennon's last hit ?,

The pavement.

Why do Ethiopians sleep with their thumb up their ass ?,

So nobody steals breakfast.

**Engine-X** · July 21st, 2018, 10:43 PM

A few months ago i was feeling very sad and was thinking of killing myself. I called a suicide hotline that turned out to be a Muslim suicide hotline and when i told the guy on the phone i wanted to kill myself, he got very excited and asked if i knew how to drive a truck.

**fatrat1** · July 21st, 2018, 10:55 PM

I got a job working for the Samaritans, My first call was from a young female who said she was standing on the railway track as she had enough of life. I said to her please don't, I want to help you, can you please stay on the line.

MaxJoker · July 23rd, 2018, 03:34 PM

Whats Bruce Forsyth`s widow getting for Christmas this year ? ,

A smaller turkey.

**fatrat1** · July 24th, 2018, 12:00 PM

What's pink and fluffy & will be lonely this Christmas?

A. Dale Wintons Slippers.

MaxJoker · July 25th, 2018, 12:01 PM

Had to reluctantly tell my old Gran last night "I think this milk is off" ,

"Well it's been years since anyone sucked on these nipples dear" she said.

**ball7** · July 25th, 2018, 12:34 PM

The family motto:
Incest - just do it.

July 17th, 2018, 07:24 PM	#1441
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,275 Times in 2,641 Posts	I cant understand how people can be racist. I grew up surrounded by black families. Unfortunately due to the recession my dad had to sell them. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 18th, 2018, 11:22 AM	#1443
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	^^^ Argggh for Gay Allah`s sake = No corny jokes please they have their own thread ^^^ Do you know why Stevie Wonder is always smiling ? , He still doesn't know he's black. Why did Helen Keller only ever masturbate with one hand ? , So she could moan with the other. Whats the difference between seeing a field of dead Jews and chopping up an onion ? , Chopping onions makes me cry. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 20th, 2018, 04:08 PM	#1444
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	How do we know Adam and Eve weren't black ? , Even God couldn't have taken a rib from them. What was John Lennon's last hit ?, The pavement. Why do Ethiopians sleep with their thumb up their ass ?, So nobody steals breakfast. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 21st, 2018, 10:55 PM	#1446
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,275 Times in 2,641 Posts	I got a job working for the Samaritans, My first call was from a young female who said she was standing on the railway track as she had enough of life. I said to her please don't, I want to help you, can you please stay on the line. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 23rd, 2018, 03:34 PM	#1447
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Whats Bruce Forsyth`s widow getting for Christmas this year ? , A smaller turkey. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 17th, 2018, 09:16 PM	#1442
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Little Trump had always wanted a friend. And from Russia with love he came.

July 21st, 2018, 10:43 PM	#1445
Engine-X Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southside-3-On the Ground Posts: 477 Thanks: 8,244 Thanked 8,837 Times in 477 Posts	A few months ago i was feeling very sad and was thinking of killing myself. I called a suicide hotline that turned out to be a Muslim suicide hotline and when i told the guy on the phone i wanted to kill myself, he got very excited and asked if i knew how to drive a truck.

July 24th, 2018, 12:00 PM	#1448
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,275 Times in 2,641 Posts	What's pink and fluffy & will be lonely this Christmas? A. Dale Wintons Slippers. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 25th, 2018, 12:01 PM	#1449
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Had to reluctantly tell my old Gran last night "I think this milk is off" , "Well it's been years since anyone sucked on these nipples dear" she said. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 25th, 2018, 12:34 PM	#1450
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	The family motto: Incest - just do it.

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