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June 24th, 2017, 07:18 PM	#1
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	101 things the President would never say 1 I'm turning the White House into the Rainbow House

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June 24th, 2017, 07:33 PM	#2
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June 24th, 2017, 09:30 PM	#3
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,015 Thanks: 633,114 Thanked 640,232 Times in 53,098 Posts	3. I should never have tweeted about Comey __________________ Fortitudo, Fidelitas, Decus I can re-up all my celeb posts, most of my funny posts, and many of my misc funny posts.

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June 24th, 2017, 10:30 PM	#4
bigdog69 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 204 Thanks: 42,148 Thanked 2,435 Times in 200 Posts	"I'm fired."

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June 24th, 2017, 10:52 PM	#5
BustyWomenLovr Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,750 Thanks: 20,513 Thanked 43,169 Times in 2,674 Posts	I lied about the Clintons, I lied about Obama, I lied about "the swamp"... hell everything I said on the campaign was a lie, and you believed me. __________________ There is no such thing as too big a bust.

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June 24th, 2017, 11:45 PM	#6
rudolph_hucker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 271 Thanks: 13,639 Thanked 4,987 Times in 265 Posts	Lets have a decent proper healthcare system. Like the civilised world does. __________________ What made you cum recently? Show me via Wank Club or PM. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 25th, 2017, 09:34 AM	#7
cicciobuki supermoderateur Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Belgium Posts: 24,366 Thanks: 157,817 Thanked 321,346 Times in 24,281 Posts	"i think i'm gonna shave my head bald"

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June 25th, 2017, 10:00 AM	#8
HansReinhardt Guest Posts: n/a	The truth

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June 25th, 2017, 10:13 AM	#9
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June 25th, 2017, 11:40 AM	#10
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,015 Thanks: 633,114 Thanked 640,232 Times in 53,098 Posts	10. "I am not a Crook" __________________ Fortitudo, Fidelitas, Decus I can re-up all my celeb posts, most of my funny posts, and many of my misc funny posts.

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