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Old October 17th, 2016, 04:07 PM   #11
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This are not goo Mr Street You hav large blood presh if you be so anger al the time
I see yor picture look like angery Mr Bruce Springston, my Bruvvor he will get you all Mr Springston albums on 1 DVD & that make you calm

Plea do not be so anger too yo dog, if you loose many monies, it not hims fault
Tabor bite my ass when I am a sleeps if i hit him he bite mi balls if i no buy his beefymeat
I nvr do that misache again
perhap i sell angery Tabor to Mr Streets vietneighbor
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This are not goo Mr Street You hav large blood presh if you be so anger al the time
Vot Vhy Vhy you tolk me You no my Doctor Vot you know I tell vot you know, you know nutting Now give to me $20, no maka dat $2000 I no say pleaz, justa gimme da money
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Old October 17th, 2016, 04:33 PM   #13
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I am not knawing noting Mr Street

Pavel are only try to hellp,
I have couzin in Nigeria who be an prince if it are Monies you hav problem wiv
He always on look for enterprizey angry men wiv youre able too press many dollarsine = he like you

I will tell Prince Agdgdgwngo to Email Mr Street
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I will tell Prince Agdgdgwngo to Email Mr Street
Ahhh You guud man You I like I make you happy man, I send you a voman She can be you Mrs Alladova She cleen, she more cleen I trayn da vooman good She no tolk too, I don't let vooman talk, too much you know
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Old October 17th, 2016, 05:00 PM   #15
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I am in releif to read but I alred hav 3 Mrs Scratchenitch
this is why I come to Europe for rest pleaz do not tell.

1st Mrs Scratchenitch die in freaky bedroom accident of broken skull, so I marry her sistr... she clean mess

3rd Mrs Scratchenitch I leave in Africa wot a nite that was for 3 weeks she have large famly who search for Pavel wiv sharp tings
still.. 3 time bitened..
I see how round this gir is

Iare jus noticed than you are VeF modulator Mr Street excusings plea, do not reply to my couzin,
Mr Agdgdgwngo he are very strange man... Very Strange
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Deerz Mr Scratch-N-Sniff

Can I takez pickz off you sisterz I lovez to takez the picktures of the uppsey skirtys

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I am hope that we talk Mr CherNOByl that are how we learns
I wantz to talkz to yourz sisterz and learnz manny thingys for herz
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Old October 17th, 2016, 10:26 PM   #17
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Deerz Mr Scratch-N-Sniff

Can I takez pickz off you sisterz I lovez to takez the picktures of the uppsey skirtys
Hallo again Mr Sex
I ask mi sista and she say you alread take many pictures with VHS camra
6 time
and that you nevr make pay into bank accownt

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I wantz to talkz to yourz sisterz and learnz manny thingys for herz
Yes, I know she say there are xtra charg wiv you,
she alred give you plenty lesson but it seem that you must be stoopid or summit
she also say next you must wash as you smelling badder than Tabor when he locked in my BMW on sunny day
No more sweatyboy smel from you Mr sex she are hi clas hooklady now she evn buy knix these days
not always wearing tho



we look after Mr ruffroundedge dog as a favourite for him he is differint

but now I hav get concern about Tabor since we come to the West
he become all French
what am i to do?

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I am in releif to read but I alred hav 3 Mrs Scratchenitch
So vot You no like my vomans You no like many many vomans for da fuck


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Ah Ha , I see I see vhy you no like my vomans You boys like udder boys Dis is no good my country, Gulag for da man who like man
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Old October 18th, 2016, 11:46 AM   #19
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Ah Mr Street,
you hav make comin mistake Pavel is not liking boys pavel is in disgust about she-males too
wat are these peeps? they cannot know anymore
Where I come from, these problems soon be fix by evrybods in village
wiv 2 brick
I am aslo thinking this must be done to Tabor dog
he come back las nite from 24 hour discoteck rave-up dress like western muppet

he in big trubls I throw into rivr and say,
Tabor dog ! you no come bak & mus chang yor wayz

I no see for 6 hour good !
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I tinking you dog, how you call him, Tabor I tinking he drink much Vodka like Pavel, Yes
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