What if you lived in Australia? - Page 476

Estreeter · March 11th, 2017, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

He was told by an Australian who understands these things

I'll tell you the important stuff you need to know and why you should visit or move here .....

Where else can you poo in a self made sand toilet whilst eyeing off a Dingo?

The average Aussie drinks 96 litres of beer each year

Most Australians are the most laid back and friendliest people in the world (head beyond the cities and you will know what we are talking about, I'm proof of that, I ain't a big city boy and just on here you can't shut me up)

We have a Gay Lake

Where else in the world can you cuddle a Koala?
Or get chased by a Kangaroo?
Or eat a Kangaroo?

**palo5** · March 11th, 2017, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

The average Aussie drinks 96 litres of beer each year

That includes the kangurus

**effCup** · March 11th, 2017, 09:41 AM

Those can-gurus must consume a lot of tinnies.

Oh!--I mean of the liquid sort... but maybe the other as well?

Hikarufan · March 11th, 2017, 09:51 AM

We are only 19th in the world for beer consumption. The Czechs near double us. As of 2014 we only consume 74 litres per head.

**Tmee2020** · March 11th, 2017, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

That includes the kangurus

I think they must be Indian marsupials.

**Motorboater** · March 11th, 2017, 09:55 AM

Exciting times ahead. Watching the Western Australian state election coverage

**Tmee2020** · March 11th, 2017, 10:01 AM

Riveting!

Estreeter · March 11th, 2017, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Motorboater

Exciting times ahead. Watching the Western Australian state election coverage

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Originally Posted by tmee2000

Riveting!

Did Collingwood win today

**Motorboater** · March 11th, 2017, 10:11 AM

Who's Collingwood?

**Motorboater** · March 11th, 2017, 10:14 AM

I tell you what? It must've been decades since I last saw broadcaster Geoff Hutchinson. I remember him as a big tubby dude with brown hair when working for C9. Now he doesn't look so tubby, has the grey hair and beard.

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March 11th, 2017, 09:41 AM	#4753
effCup *Vintage Idiot* Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: History Posts: 22,129 Thanks: 226,701 Thanked 356,679 Times in 21,624 Posts	Those can-gurus must consume a lot of tinnies. Oh!--I mean of the liquid sort... but maybe the other as well?

March 11th, 2017, 09:51 AM	#4754
Hikarufan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Down under Posts: 399 Thanks: 68 Thanked 4,200 Times in 395 Posts	We are only 19th in the world for beer consumption. The Czechs near double us. As of 2014 we only consume 74 litres per head.

March 11th, 2017, 09:55 AM	#4756
Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,325 Thanks: 41,487 Thanked 38,245 Times in 4,299 Posts	Exciting times ahead. Watching the Western Australian state election coverage

March 11th, 2017, 10:01 AM	#4757
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,836 Thanked 71,434 Times in 4,151 Posts	Riveting!

March 11th, 2017, 10:11 AM	#4759
Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,325 Thanks: 41,487 Thanked 38,245 Times in 4,299 Posts	Who's Collingwood?

March 11th, 2017, 10:14 AM	#4760
Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,325 Thanks: 41,487 Thanked 38,245 Times in 4,299 Posts	I tell you what? It must've been decades since I last saw broadcaster Geoff Hutchinson. I remember him as a big tubby dude with brown hair when working for C9. Now he doesn't look so tubby, has the grey hair and beard.