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Old October 23rd, 2010, 03:30 AM   #21
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"Make-up sex my ass! I won't give him the satisfaction! Well... I will give him satisfaction, but I won't give him the satisfaction of thinking that I'M getting any satisfaction."

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Old October 23rd, 2010, 08:12 PM   #22
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Sex with the wife is brilliant . She'll try everthing but the kitchen sink.. oh wait hang on...

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Old October 23rd, 2010, 08:16 PM   #23
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Aw FFS- every time you go out to that clothes line this happens From now on we're getting a tumble drier

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Old October 23rd, 2010, 08:33 PM   #24
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Aw FFS- every time you go out to that clothes line this happens From now on we're getting a tumble drier

Funny! And yikes!
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Old October 27th, 2010, 08:55 AM   #25
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Sex with the wife is brilliant . She'll try everthing but the kitchen sink.. oh wait hang on...


So that's what they mean by 'sex on tap'! I often wondered.


I took up tap dancin' once, it was ok until I slipped in the sink and broke me foot!!


There was a tap on the door...............I'll kill that bloody plumber!!
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Old November 3rd, 2010, 03:43 AM   #26
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"And now, boys and girls, Speculum the Elf has a special holiday song for you:

Have yourself a fisty little Christmas,
Let your days be bright,
From now on my wristwatch will be out of sight...
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Old November 5th, 2010, 07:04 PM   #27
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her little bit on the side
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Old November 5th, 2010, 07:09 PM   #28
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smoke my pole
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good looking girls- think they might be sisters

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well sex can be thirsty work

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